101 Reasons Your Character Missed Last Session

[Hand of Evil]

91) Now known as Henchman Number 6

 

[SLOTHmaster]

92) Considered retiring to cook at a Japanese restaurant, but quickly changed his mind after an incident with blowfish.

93) Took a break to alphabetize all the words in the wizard's spellbook.

94) Has multiple personalities. Denise, personality number three, works at a hair salon several hours away from the dungeon.

 

[MichaelSomething]

95) Was busy doing caravan business/maintenance

 

[Hand of Evil]

96) Mutation started.

97) Mental issues from the last adventure and being held for observational reasons.

 

[Teacher Man]

98) Adding reason #98

 

[fba827]

99) Was busy reporting the party's activities to the local law (can't go around killing things without law officials noticing sometimes....and they'll want to know why)

 

[Hand of Evil]

100) Getting probe by Outsiders

 

[Hand of Evil]

101) Donner Party (the name of the adventuring group)

 

[Evenglare]

102) Experienced a religious event after eating some mushrooms he found in the [woods, cave, pasture, marsh, etc]

 

[fba827]

103) was suffering from a broken heart