tleilaxu said:
How much dirt is in a hole that is 1' deep, 1' wide, and 1' long
Nobody else wants a go? None. No dirt, or it wouldn't be a hole.
Swings by his thigh a thing most magical!
Below the belt, beneath the folds
of his clothes it hangs, a hole in its front end,
stiff-set and stout, but swivels about.
Leveling the head of this hanging instrument,
its wielder hoists his hem above the knee:
it is his will to fill a well-known hole
that it fits fully when at full length.
He has often filled it before. Now he fills it again.
(Hint: It's not what you might think...)
Random guess: Some kind of key? I'm clueless here.
My turn:
A knight and his son journeyed into the wilds, and were set upon by brigands. The knight died of his wounds, but the son was bought back to the town by his retainers. They fetched the Chief Apothecary, who said, "I cannot treat this youth; he is my son." How can this be?
What kind of sitting stool can never wobble?
Another knight was travelling with a friend. They parted ways at a certain place. The knight traveled ten miles due north, while the friend also walked due north for five miles. Neither deviated from their course. Yet at day's end, they were fifteen miles apart. How can this be?
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
(Not kidding... this could be an interesting riddle to solve as a quest rather than an intellectual exercise)
What can you never hold in your left hand?
I seem like you, and keep your pace,
Yet your hand can never touch my face.
What am I?