102. Your 3 and 5.5 year olds both like to look at the monsters in the Monster Manual and your Dragons more than you.
103. Your 3-year old knows who Legolas, Gandalf and Aragorn are, and ID them from their movie pictures.
104. Your 3-year old has memorized the names of all the dwarves in 'The Hobbit' and can sing most of the songs.
105. When the goblins appear in the animated version of 'The Hobbit', your kids grab a plastic sword and shield, and run around the living room, yelling "The Goblins are Coming, Daddy! The Goblins are Coming!"
106. Your 5 year old wants her own set of d20s and likes to roll for the NPCs in 'the dice game'.
107. You ask your six-year-old daughter how she got a black eye, and looks up at you and, in a very serious tone of voice, explains that Jessie rolled a one on his tumble check while jumping off the bunk bed.
108. Same daughter wants to know how much xp she got for beating him up after the jumping-off-the-bed accident.