101 Theorhetical Sith!

[Sfounder]

Am I missing the point if I mention that's not the way they get their names? Darth Vader is Dark Father in English.

 

[Henry]

Darth Terference: "You know, Luke, I never liked that Mara Jade. She's rather, you know, loose - she's been with the Emperor, even! You can do so much better for yourself, Son! I can set you up with that nice Twi'lek girl down the street..."

Darth Credible: "Even this moment, 15 Super Star Destroyers are converging on your pitiful rebel base! OK? Ummm... would ya believe 5 regular Star Destroyers? Ummm... Would ya believe, 2 tie fighters and a Mynock with a nasty overbite?"

Darth Tentions: He REALLY wanted to get those nasty rebels, but they were just too slippery, and too much work to track down...

 

[morrolan]

Darth Termission - "Now I will show you the true power of the Dark Side. But first, a word from our sponsors..."

 

[hafrogman]

Darth Teger

The reason always two there are, never 3/7 or 2.5 or 3.1415926. . .

 

[kolvar]

Darth Teger was very clever. I wish I had any idea to Darth Uendo or Darth Dulge. Darth Doeuropean would be fun, too.

 

[takyris]

Using this theory, I had an evil bad guy named Darth Ebriated.

Not pretty.

Any bad guy that uses his lightsaber as a beer bong is just asking for trouble.

 

[Rhialto]

Darth Satiable: Famed for being... a goer *nudge, nudge* *wink, wink* say no more...

Darth Credulous: 'There's no way the rebels got a contingent onto this Death Star! Absolutely no way!'

Darth Cognito: Nobody quite knew who this guy was--they said he was a master of disguise.

Darth Tercept: He was always getting in the way.

Darth Continent: The other Sith never liked to talk about this guy...

 

[kingpaul]

Darth Violate - the only Jedi to go to the dark side and not be swayed.

 

[GiantInThePlayground]

Darth Cendiary - Known for his Force pyrokinisis.

Darth Spiration - Encouraged other Sith Lords to come up with some really great ideas.

Darth Consequential - Really more of a footnote in the history of the Sith.

Darth Frared - Never gets lost in dimly-lit Death Star hallways.

Darth Ane and Darth Sipid - Just a pair of dorks, really.

Darth Tercourse - May have also have been Luke's father, the way he gets around.

 

[drnuncheon]

Darth Flammable - was Darth Cendiary's apprentice until the unfortunate accident.

Darth Digo - abandoned the traditional black cape for royal purple

Darth Igo - you killed his father, prepare to die.

Darth Dolent - too lazy to be a success.

Darth Tellect - the smartest Sith lord ever.

Darth Uendo - got slapped a lot.