101 Ways of Knowing your character is too powerful


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MDSnowman said:
78. You conquered the entire world but got bored so sparked an insurrection against yourself.

Thats my favourite! :D

MDSnowman said:
76. You are trying to get WotC to write an Ultra Epic Level Handbook so you still have something to look forward to.

A bit close to the bone that one. :o
 

Hay lets keep this going...

102) You had to brake Stormbringer because the dam thing kept cryin' for it's mommy

103) You tell Mournblade it better shut it's yap or it'll get the same...
 


105) When you gate into Middle Earth, Sauron wets himself.

106) You send all your enemies a copy of the 'Sultans of Smack' thread just to keep things hoppin.

107) You're looking for someone to take the Sword of Kas off your hands, because your battle axe is a much better weapon.

108) All your ability scores just have an infinity symbol.

109) Under both feats and skills, your character sheet says "Yes".
 

110 you have actually killed monsters by taunting them.

111 Making yourself a diety is to limiting.

112 You fall asleep during combat and still win.
 
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45. You've got 12 portable holes just to haul your magic items around.

My cleric must be too powerful then.

84) When you stop bothering with gold pieces and start calculating amounts by the ton

We actually had to do this to convert a couple sets of doors we found that were made out of gold and silver. And I am talking huge doors, 15' tall by 10' wide, by 3' thick, each!! We had our psychic warriors iron golem Stampy, rip em off and press em out for us. =op
 



This one's for Dark Sun Fans Only...

114) Hamanu stairs at you and He gets a headache

115) You tell Rajaat that sure that magic thing he invented is ok but it doesn't hold a candle to what you just discovered.



:eek:
 

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