101 Ways to tell your Dungeon Master is not going to allow your character...

[Erithtotl]

60. You start a discussion with your new DM with the words: "All the races in the players handbook are boring."

61. You ask your DM if it would be possible to have the PCs start at a level higher than 1st so that you can have (fill in the blank) ECL sub-race from an obscure sourcebook unrelated to the DMs campaign.

62. You come to your DM with your elaborate plan to achieve (fill in obscure supplement prestige class here) as rapidly as possible.

 

[Sir Hawkeye]

63. While in your obscure prestige class, you will qualify for three more.

 

[Sinistar]

When asked by your DM why your Necromancer's alignment is Neutral you reply, "so that when I become a lich I am not evil"...

 

[jdavis]

65 your character is actually a group of smaller characters who join together to form a single stronger character. Your discription of the character is "he's sort of like Voltron but with Halflings instead of Lions."

66 Your first question during character creation is "Are skeletons considered a race?"

67 your alignment is Lawful Cool.

68 Your character is designed around your favorite professional wrestler, who you plan to mimic throughout the game.

 

[Jeremy]

69 You open up with, "See I was reading this thread called "Sultans of Smack"...

 

[Janos Audron]

70) You use Permanent Haste Items

71) Your Lich is Immune to Turning, Rebuking, the Hunter of the Dead's ability, wears a Ring of Deflection +5, Ring of the Necromancer, Ring of Darkhidden, Ring of Invisibility, Periapt of Wisdom +6, Phylactery of Faithfulness, Headband of Intellect +6, Circlet of Blasting (Major), Belt of Giant Strength +2, and more belts, headbands, third eyes, gloves, etc all because of the interpretation of spell that were clearly intended for living casters, but were pulled out of context. rolleyes: .)

 

[Dagger75]

71) Your Lich is Immune to Turning, Rebuking, the Hunter of the Dead's ability, wears a Ring of Deflection +5, Ring of the Necromancer, Ring of Darkhidden, Ring of Invisibility, Periapt of Wisdom +6, Phylactery of Faithfulness, Headband of Intellect +6, Circlet of Blasting (Major), Belt of Giant Strength +2, and more belts, headbands, third eyes, gloves, etc all because of the interpretation of spell that were clearly intended for living casters, but were pulled out of context. rolleyes: .)

Thanks to the Epic level handbook my lich can now wear boots of speed AND boots of springing and striding

 

[Kamard]

72. Your leadership score is so high, the multiverse is your followers. Lets not talk about your cohorts.

 

[Ender]

73) It's a half giant (natural +8 to str.) telekinetic

74) It's a half giant barbarian

75) It a half giant wizard (natural -6 to int.)

 

[Sanackranib]

never gonna make it

when your 0 level aprentice character has a ethereal "tween"