16th level party TPKd by a goblin?!!

[Dark Eternal]

IF YOU'RE NOT INTO METAL, YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND!

Holy Kings of Metal! I've met a fellow soldier in the Army of Immortals on the boards!

Hail, brother!

Truly a good day.

 

[Angcuru]

WIMPS AND POSERS, LEAVE THE HALL!

blackshirt is as well, though a little less fanatic than we.

 

[blackshirt5]

then of course, as the security guard tried to usher me out(woe unto A.J., Tommy, and anybody else I catch on my way out), I would mournfully sing, "this, my friends, is how I say, goodbye. Until we meet again, in the sky..."

 

[Dark Eternal]

Let me make up for my earlier bad post o) by offering a possible solution. Depending on how smart Ragu is, you could put one more wish in the luck blade, then have him cart off all the party's magic items to a big city to sell. So he sells off all their stuff and gets totally smashed. Then he starts remembering all the time he spent stalking the party and, magnanimous in the way one can be when thinking about dead foes, drinks a toast in their names.

"To the party...if only they could see me now!"

Wish goes off, and you've got one live party and one drunk goblin. Let the games begin.

Nothing to make up for - I took no offense at your earlier post. It was honest, and acceptably polite.

However, I really like the roleplay elements that this plot twist would allow - so I'll most certainly thank you for the idea, and I very well may use it.

 

[Dark Eternal]

WIMPS AND POSERS, LEAVE THE HALL!

blackshirt is as well, though a little less fanatic than we.

Hail, Blackshirt!

You know, that's one thing that I've never been able to get people to understand, that sets Manowar fans apart from most other music fans. You can meet another Manowar fan - a complete stranger - and instantly have a feeling of brotherhood and kinship, simply through the bond of being Brothers of Metal.

I love it when that happens!

HAIL AND KILL!!!!

 

[Angcuru]

then of course, as the security guard tried to usher me out(woe unto A.J., Tommy, and anybody else I catch on my way out), I would mournfully sing, "this, my friends, is how I say, goodbye. Until we meet again, in the sky..."

damn me for my ignorance, but from which ballad is that line?

 

[blackshirt5]

The Death of Patrocius.

 

[Dark Eternal]

then of course, as the security guard tried to usher me out(woe unto A.J., Tommy, and anybody else I catch on my way out), I would mournfully sing, "this, my friends, is how I say, goodbye. Until we meet again, in the sky..."

Achilles: Agony and Ecstacy in Eight Parts.

Now THAT's epic music. Almost half an hour of epic music.

"Oh, Achilles... let thy arrow fly
Into the wind, where eagles cross the sky
This day my mortal blood
Shall mix with sand.
It was foretold I would die by thy hand...
Into Hades! My soul, descend."

 

[Angcuru]

just the song I'm trying to get my hands on. drew, next time i see you i'm snatching that CD.

Truth be told, I'm listening to Manowar and Rhapsody as I type this message.

Power of Thy Sword, to be Specific.

 

[Dark Eternal]

just the song I'm trying to get my hands on. drew, next time i see you i'm snatching that CD.

Truth be told, I'm listening to Manowar and Rhapsody as I type this message.

Power of Thy Sword, to be Specific.

Heh... I haven't listened to that one in a while, but if memory serves me correctly:

"Lord of battle, I pray on bended knee
Conquest, and the rising sun
I'll wait for thy command, with flame and blood at hand-
Glory, and a broken sword.

I'm the master of the world, I have no fear of man or beast
Born inside the soul of the world.
Riding hard, breaking bone, with steel and stone
Eternal might, I was born to wield.

Let us drink to the battles we've lived and we've fought;
Celebrate the pain and havoc we have wrought.
Great heros charge into the fight
From the north to the south, in the black of the night.

The clash of honor calls
To stand when others fall
Gods of war feel the power of my sword!

Let us drink to the battles we've lived and we've fought;
Celebrate the pain and havoc we have wrought.
Great heros charge into the fight
From the north to the south in the black of the night.

Fierce is my blade, fierce is my hate-
Born to die in battle, I laugh at my fate
Now pay in blood, when your blood has been spilled-
You're never forgiven; Death is fulfilled!

The clash of honor calls
To stand when others fall
Gods of war feel the power of my sword!

<whispered>
The clash of honor calls
I will stand when others fall
Open magic doors
<shouted>
They will know the power of my sword!

There's blood on my hands; there's blood in my eyes;
There's blood in my voice; I scream as you die!
Thirsting for vengeance, and mounds of the slain,
Shaking the forest onto the plain!
Fierce is my blade, fierce is my hate
Born to die in battle, I laugh at my fate
Now pay in blood when your blood has been spilled-
you're never forgiven - DEATH IS FULFULLED!"

Or something like that...