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[Furn_Darkside]

Jack made his way through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.

Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income.

He opened his own offices with a shingle on the door saying, "Dr. Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy - Either way, you get your dog back!"

 

[Airwolf]

At the moster's ball a skeleton is dancing and accidently trips and says, will some body please help me up?

 

[Piratecat]

Hey, Airwolf - welcome back! Missed you. (despite that bad joke.)

 

[Airwolf]

Knock knock. [/B]

Who's there?

Hey, Airwolf - welcome back! Missed you. (despite that bad joke.)

Thanks, PC, I missed being here! But I'm done with my engineering degree so I will have more time to spend here writing bad jokes.

 

[Dr Midnight]

Hey, Airwolf, good to see you around again.

Who's there?

Dracula.

 

[Piratecat]

Dracula who?

 

[Dr Midnight]

Dracula who?

BLAH!
*kills you, drinks your blood*

 

[Tom Cashel]

Q: Where do generals keep their armies?


A: In their sleevies.

 

[Piratecat]

Knock knock.

 

[Dr Midnight]

Knock knock.

Whoooooo's there?