213 things skippy cant do in the US army

[Thunderfoot]

<SNIP>216. Fake human skulls are not appropriate decoration to hang from the gun tube. Especially in urban deployment zones.

You did NOT just call that a gun mister! Drop, drop and push until the world falls away maggot! That is a weapon, a gun has wheels, is attached to a ship, or resides in your pants! NOW PUSH!!!!! I am so going to....er...um... sorry, flashbacks,

Carry on!

 

[Thunderfoot]

Slapped? She threatens me with swords. She'll cut your boy parts off.

Of course you realize her threats of violence just turn me on, I mean a Zoomie threating violence against a Grunt, I mean, wow, that was the epitome of a hot date when I was in...

 

[D.Shaffer]

I've seen the list before, but it never fails to make me laugh.

 

[Biohazard]

I'm just watching this thread to see how long it takes before it becomes blatantly political and gets locked.

[munches popcorn]

 

[Aeson]

I'm just watching this thread to see how long it takes before it becomes blatantly political and gets locked.

[munches popcorn]

You're such an optimist.

 

[HeavenShallBurn]

You did NOT just call that a gun mister! Drop, drop and push until the world falls away maggot! That is a weapon, a gun has wheels, is attached to a ship, or resides in your pants! NOW PUSH!!!!! I am so going to....er...um... sorry, flashbacks,

Carry on!

When it weighs more than 3000 pounds and is mounted on a 50+ ton tracked vehicle it is assuredly a gun.

 

[Thunderfoot]

When it weighs more than 3000 pounds and is mounted on a 50+ ton tracked vehicle it is assuredly a gun.

Like I said - wheels, you're good.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Careful you could find yourself on the list.

Just like Hall & Oates.

 

[Aeson]

Just like Hall & Oates.

huh?

 

[Mycanid]

The song "Because your kiss is on my list" I think he means.