213 things skippy cant do in the US army

[Angel Tarragon]

huh?

Kis on my List by Hall & Oates.

 

[The_Warlock]

That's damn funny...

My Father and my late Uncle could probably add a few to that list from their National Guard days...

The one that comes to mind would be:

Never fill the ceremonial cannon fired during morning roll call with puffed wheat cereal.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Never fill the ceremonial cannon fired during morning roll call with puffed wheat cereal.

Now that I can envision. Sounds like something straight out of MASH.

 

[Dark Jezter]

I read this list a few years back. It's still as hilarious as it used to be.

 

[Goldmoon]

One of these days, Im going to try and do some things on this list.

 

[megamania]

I have begun sharing many of these rules with a good friend of mine at work.




He is ex-Special Forces


So far he agrees with everything- especially their being better than everyone else

 

[megamania]

I'm just watching this thread to see how long it takes before it becomes blatantly political and gets locked.

[munches popcorn]

I don't see that happening. People are respecting the rules of diplomacy thus far.

 

[Blackrat]

121. I should not use government resources to “waterproof dirty magazines.

What. I was never told to not do this. Actually I made quite a good profit with it too.