Mark, have you been trying to cast the confusion spell again?
Seriously, we know only a little bit about D&D 3.5. I choose to remain cautiously optimistic, as I have seen some things which could be improved. (The attack of opportunity rules were a little confusing at first.)
As for anyone seeking perfection, I advise them not to seek it in RPGs.
When taking into consideration the balance issues inherent in the design process as role-playing games, and D&D in particular is and was developed one has to....
Damn, Mark, that's actually brilliant. Very nice satire. A far better troll than the "My hate of d02 know no limit" post at RPG.net. Maybe post this anonymously over there and see what happens.
You didn't help write the Book of the Subgenius, by any chance?