GravyFingerz
Gravymancer
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Craptacualr
Large Animal
Hit Dice: 9d8+45 (86 hp)
Initiative: +1 (Dex)
Speed: 40 ft.
AC: 17 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +7 natural)
Base Attack/Grapple: +6/+20
Attack: Claw +17 melee
Full Attack: 2 claws +17 melee, bite +12 melee
Damage: Claw 1d8+10, bite 2d8+5
Face/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved Grab
Special Qualities: Comma Confusion, Nature's Gentle Giant, Scent
Saves: Fort +13, Ref +7, Will +4
Abilities: Str 30, Dex 12, Con 20, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 6.
Skills: Listen +4, Spot +4, Swim +13
Feats: Endurance, Great Fortitude, Weapon Focus (bite), Weapon Focus (claw)
Climate/Terrain: High Forests
Orginization: Solitary
Challenge Rating: 5
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always Neutral
Advancement: 10-13 HD (Large)
The Craptacualr makes its home in high forests and dines mostly on fish and psychotropic plants. They are poor spellers and are mystified by commas.
Comma Confusion (Ex): If a comma is presented in front of a Craptacualr, it acts as if under the effects of a hold animal spell for as long as the comma is presented (the Craptacualr receives no saving throw).
Nature's Gentle Giant (Ex): Druids and Rangers receive a +4 circumstance bonus on Wild Empathy checks against Craptacualrs.
Craptacualr
Large Animal
Hit Dice: 9d8+45 (86 hp)
Initiative: +1 (Dex)
Speed: 40 ft.
AC: 17 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +7 natural)
Base Attack/Grapple: +6/+20
Attack: Claw +17 melee
Full Attack: 2 claws +17 melee, bite +12 melee
Damage: Claw 1d8+10, bite 2d8+5
Face/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved Grab
Special Qualities: Comma Confusion, Nature's Gentle Giant, Scent
Saves: Fort +13, Ref +7, Will +4
Abilities: Str 30, Dex 12, Con 20, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 6.
Skills: Listen +4, Spot +4, Swim +13
Feats: Endurance, Great Fortitude, Weapon Focus (bite), Weapon Focus (claw)
Climate/Terrain: High Forests
Orginization: Solitary
Challenge Rating: 5
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always Neutral
Advancement: 10-13 HD (Large)
The Craptacualr makes its home in high forests and dines mostly on fish and psychotropic plants. They are poor spellers and are mystified by commas.
Comma Confusion (Ex): If a comma is presented in front of a Craptacualr, it acts as if under the effects of a hold animal spell for as long as the comma is presented (the Craptacualr receives no saving throw).
Nature's Gentle Giant (Ex): Druids and Rangers receive a +4 circumstance bonus on Wild Empathy checks against Craptacualrs.
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