3.5 has caused me physical harm!

[Branduil]

I kid you not. I was reading through my PHB, checking out the new ranger. I tried to turn the page, and the incredibly sharp edge of the page cut my left ring and pinky fingers. It actually drew blood. I have two questions for the fine people here at EnWorld:

1) Why was the broken mechanic of super-sharp edged pages not nerfed?

2) Can I sue?

 

[KnowTheToe]

You are not the first for this to happen to. I thought there was a similar thread a few days ago. Do I hear class action lawsuit?

 

[(Psi)SeveredHead]

Find that pesky mage who keeps casting Keen Edge - they didn't nerf it enough!

We also need a "reduce weight" cantrip to keep our backs working properly.

 

[DaveMage]

The corners on my books are strangely very sharp.

With all the use these books will see, though, I doubt it will be a problem for long.

 

[Azure Trance]

I once tripped while carrying the PHB. It nearly took my head off.

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

The corners on my books are strangely very sharp.

With all the use these books will see, though, I doubt it will be a problem for long.

I actually caught my chin with the corner of my dmg when flipping it over to look at the back, them corners are very sharp.

 

[Maraxle]

I lost a pinky just opening the Monster Manual.

 

[lightful]

I once tripped carrying my 1E books across the street. I landed in a sprawl, the light changed...and I'm a lucky man the drivers saw my ungracious dip and declined to start their vehicles

 

[PowerWordDumb]

Bah! You young'uns don't know what carnage really is - I lost both legs, one arm, and an eye to the old orange 1e NPC sheet back in 'Nam, and I was one of the lucky ones. Buddy of mine had his whole platoon wiped out by the original Deities & Demigods with the Cthulhu mythos section. You don't even want to hear about what the "Rod of Seven Parts" boxed-set was capable of.

 

[der_kluge]

I think given some more time, people will start having problems of back problems, and sore arms. These new books are hefty!!