While I understand your want and need to read into my posts as you will, can you please stop misrepresenting them in these forums?
Much like you just did with my post in that very sentence? Bravo!
I've nowhere said anyone was wrong or a poor DM. Again, I stated my opnion on how I enjoy running a game.
Oh, you did a bit more than that.
Please, consider the following.
1. Stop putting words in my mouth.
2. If you're going to cite my hyperbole as the inciting factor in your rage, at least quote it. You've quoted a metaphor.
I quoted exactly what I meant to quote. Methinks you take it to seriously.
Edit: Misquoting and misrepresenting previous text is also not hyperbole. Really it's nothing at all, aside from rude and unnecessary.
Since I did neither, I'm now confused.

I quoted exactly what you said, so how is that misquoting? oh, wait you're exagerrating things again. There's that hyperbole you love so much. Bravo!
3. Take 5 minutes to consider that perhaps I am not in the same mood you're in.
Obviously!
I'm not on some high horse preaching that my way is right.
Oh, I think the bit I quoted indicates just a little bit of preaching. Maybe more than a bit.
I'm stating how I run my game.
In a way that denigrates somone who runs their game differently.

Which is what I pointed out in the bit I originally quoted.
Everyone enjoys their own playstyle and will attest to that being the best. While I enjoy a dynamic dungeon more than a static one, I've never once said or implied that it's better.
Oh, that's so not true.
I apologise for whatever I've done to offend you, again. That was not my intent.
I'm really not offended. Just amused at the foibles of humankind.
I point out one questionable thing you said, and you act like I've gone on a full scale attack against you.
Edit: I've read plenty of threads where you were a contributor. I feel you've often got something meaningful to add to the conversation. I respectfully request you cease this agressive and frankly abusive line of conversation. If you wish for this conversation to continue, I'd ask we at least do it through PM as I don't feel it's any longer one meant for public eyes.
Then why did you post it here instead of PM'ing me? Please do continue, I find the hypocrisy delicious.
It warms the cockles of my shriveled black heart, making it pulse with fresh bile.
Or is that too much hyperbole again? I'm still trying to get the hang of this hyberbole thing.
