D&D 4E 4E Greyhawk-Forgotten Realms book titles

[Deuce Traveler]

I didn't want to hijack his own thread, but another poster was concerned about rumors dealing with a possible merger of Forgotten Realms and Greyhawk into one campaign world. This is only a rumor, but I found the comic possibilities too good to pass up. So I was wondering if anyone would like to come up with possible book titles to such a stew. I'll start with the one I posted on a previous thread:

Forgotten Hawks: The Eleminster-Iuz Saga

 

[RodneyThompson]

I think the first book would be called How to Piss Off Every Greyhawk and Forgotten Realms Fan in One Easy Step.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

The Oerth-Toril Campaign Setting

And then there's the Reweaving of the Weave series of mega-modules:

1) The Invasion of Krynn
2) The Conquering of Athas
3) Sigil, a Charming Suburb of Waterdeep

 

[Anthraxus]

The Scarlet Wizardly Brotherhood of Thay: Two secretive organizations that the players seem to know all about.

 

[illithian]

The Oerth-Toril Campaign Setting

And then there's the Reweaving of the Weave series of mega-modules:

1) The Invasion of Krynn
2) The Conquering of Athas
3) Sigil, a Charming Suburb of Waterdeep

hehe especially the third one
but seriously this is just a silly rumor started by someone p..... off at wizards . Not a snowflakes chance in hell of happening at least thats my opinion.

 

[Stormtalon]

I think the first book would be called How to Piss Off Every Greyhawk and Forgotten Realms Fan in One Easy Step.

I think we can take this as a not-so-subtle (and entirely amusingly worded) hint that a Greyhawk/FR merger is not in fact happening.

 

[Deuce Traveler]

I think the first book would be called How to Piss Off Every Greyhawk and Forgotten Realms Fan in One Easy Step.

If it is well priced I might buy that one. I also like Wizbang's ideas. We'll put everything in one campaign world and call it Mega-Urth.

 

[Ruin Explorer]

The Oerth-Toril Campaign Setting

And then there's the Reweaving of the Weave series of mega-modules:

1) The Invasion of Krynn
2) The Conquering of Athas
3) Sigil, a Charming Suburb of Waterdeep

That's beautiful, especially the 3rd on. A charming suburb of Waterdeep indeed. I could think of no more demeaning fate!

Also, I now have a mental picture of Sean Connery-Elminister sitting on a throne in Athas laughing to himself at his vast slave empire, whilst his Drow underlings whip poor Muls and Half-Giants into doing his bidding.

 

[Deuce Traveler]

Don't forget the new book: Drizzt the Rogue, written by R.A. Gygax.

By the way, we are having fun with this rumor here, too: http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=207612

 

[jolt]

I think the first book would be called How to Piss Off Every Greyhawk and Forgotten Realms Fan in One Easy Step.

Actually at this point, considering that Greyhawk, anything that mentions Greyhawk, anything iconic from Greyhawk, and everything that Greyhawk players love about Greyhawk has been trampled on then spit upon then thrown into File 13 which was then crumpled up and placed into a Bag of Holding inside a Portable Hole consinged to the Negative Material Plane which was then written out of existence, I think Greyhawk players would be happy for anything that even mentions their world anymore.

If Greyhawk isn't "connected" to FR in some way then my guess is the word Greyhawk will never appear in any official 4E publication. Ever.

We will however see two new artifacts: the Eye and Hand of Bane.

jolt