D&D 4E 4e Realms predictions

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

1) Elminster finds and accidentally puts on the last Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity left over from 1E. Suddenly, everyone loves the new hot lesbian Elminstra!

2) The Red Wizards branch out into other colors. Black, Blue and White Mages sighted.

3) The drow overrun every spot on the surface where other elves once existed, driving the sun, moon, star, comet, meteorite and drizzly weather elves underground.

 

[BASHMAN]

The various schools of magic will be forgotten, and everyone will believe that magic has always been organized by traditions, using wands, staves, and orbs. This is thanks to the work of the time-god Ret-Khan, who can alter past events so that people somehow remember them when they never happened before, in order to pretend such things had always been.

 

[hopeless]

Predictions

1) Elminster finds and accidentally puts on the last Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity left over from 1E. Suddenly, everyone loves the new hot lesbian Elminstra!{/quote]

What AGAIN?!!

2) The Red Wizards branch out into other colors. Black, Blue and White Mages sighted.

3) The drow overrun every spot on the surface where other elves once existed, driving the sun, moon, star, comet, meteorite and drizzly weather elves underground.

Actually they're in Scornubel and apparently like the idea of hiding in plain sight, well plain as disguise self allows.

Okay with Helm disappeared and most of the gods incommunicado its left to a small band of heroes to pay a visit to a parallel world to find Elminster whose busy reading the GHOTR on a personal "throne" since he currently can't travel back himself...