4th Edition D&D Haikus

[Ydars]

Where, Oh where have the all the Chosen gone?
Sundered like Halaster?
or vanished like Blackstaff?

 

[Wepwawet]

Dungeons & Dragons,
Haikus in fourth edition...
That's so anime!!!!!!!

 

[hong]

There once was a poster named hong
who...

never mind.

 

[Ten]

Fourth Edition woes
seem so very unfounded
so long before launch.

 

[Kwalish Kid]

Wounds, oh painful wounds
Where has your agony gone to?
Now swords make me tired!

Baby Jesus cries,
because the length of your sig
is triple your post.

 

[Ten]

Baby Jesus cries,
because the length of your sig
is triple your post.

Triple you dare say?!
Why sir, I think you can't count!
Tis ten times in length!

 

[bobthehappyzombie]

Baby Jesus cries,
because the length of your sig
is triple your post.

Triple you dare say?!
Why sir, I think you can't count!
Tis ten times in length!

His sig is now core?
Such scandelous play testing
No wonder they whine.

 

[Storminator]

Beat Brute and Elites
Can't wait for epic fight with
Beholder Solo

PS

 

[Kwalish Kid]

His sig is now core?
Such scandelous play testing
No wonder they whine.

Lightning above hills,
rains down on this thread, as well.
Topic is now lost.

 

[Lizard]

As Back In 1E
Players Battle The DM
Not so Much Monsters

Wizards And Rangers
Now Use Same Power Structure
One Will Be Sad

Those Who Think That
Splatbooks Will Be Far Fewer
Will Cry Bitter Tears

Bugbears Can Strangle
Your Fighter Cannot
Sucks So Much To Be You

Kobold Minions Swarm
Then they die in great numbers
Pop Like Soap Bubbles

Druid, Half Orc, Gnome
Vanish Like 2E Demons
Wait For Next Summer

OGL Is Gone
GSL Waits In Patience
Or Perhaps Not so

We Do Less Damage
But We All Have More Hit Points
This Will Be Faster?

I Strike At Your Heart
Only One Time Per Day, At Most
Sages Argue Why

Behold Beholder
He Is Very Lonely Beast
Can't Have Mate In Fight