4th Edition D&D Haikus

[Wepwawet]

fourth edition feel
in seventeen syllables
is very diffic

 

[Lizard]

Vancian casting
I will not rue thy passing
Death to book keeping!

Bookkeepping Yet Lives
Saves, Dots, Dailies, Marks, More
There Is No True Change

 

[Lizard]

Last one for now...

Commoner Stubs Toe
Passes To His Final Rest
Housecat Just Chuckles

 

[BryonD]

Ready to change now
4E can bring in new fun
Oh, you did what? hmmm

 

[WampusCat43]

"4e is da bomb!"
"Nay, sir, I beg to differ."
"I ain't warnin' you agin."

 

[Ilium]

4E's like Saga
But Saga is 4E too
Which Solo is meant?

 

[Wormwood]

it's not D&D
anime video game
broken record skips

composing haiku
dour mood overtakes me
passive aggressive

 

[Wormwood]

"4e is da bomb!"
"Nay, sir, I beg to differ."
"I ain't warnin' you agin."

you bring teh funny
I L'ed O L I R L
haiku thread over?

 

[Rex Blunder]

Thread can't be over.
No-one mentioned The Rouse yet,
or dragonborn boobs.

 

[Patlin]

The distant summer
in anticipation waits
beguilingly sweet.