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Ardan Turval wishes to discuss the current turmoil with his sponsors, the Lords of Waterdeep, the Church of Eldath, and the Church of Ellistrae.

He also begins correspondence with the other authors, asking them for their opinions on various issues. He also buys copies of the latest books.
 

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*cough* Janos's Character is A RED WIZARD AFAIK, they almost always are *cough*

Arkanyl responds to the correspendence William initiaties saying that he supports peace and tolerance and the spread of understanding.

He also makes sure to pick up one of these Gazettes and bits of this encyclopaedia, deciding he like the approach he sends in what he's gathered of the workings of magic.
 

(OOC: Kalanyr thanks. Boy, are the elves of Evermeet going to embarassed about having a Red Wizard on the payroll. Someone in the Royal Court might be spending the next month cleaning up after the Unicorns:D )

Ardan contacts Arkanyl, thanking him for his support.

Perhaps a work on how magic can be used to improve communications between different lands. He is willing to help write a book with Arkanyl on the subject, or if Arkanyl prefers, to at least write an introduction to the book.

Ardan picks up the Gazette of Toril, and writes a letter to the editor Krysophrenos.

Dear Editor:

It is with great interest and delight that I purchased the first copy of the Gazette of Toril!

I believe that increased understanding between peoples and nations will help promote peace on Toril. This world is home to many remarkable individuals and cultures.

May I ask if the Gazette will include articles exp[ressing opinions issues of the day? If so, I believe that exposing the readership to diverse opinions would be interesting.

Also, will the Gazette present opinion articles by its own staff. Such features are in need of a name. Perhaps the word editorial would be appropriate. Where does the Gazette stand on the current issues of the day, particularly the violence being perpetrated on authors and their publishers?

I look forward to reading future editions of the Gazette of Toril.

Sincerely,

Ardan Turval,
Waterdeep
 

Your mail could not be delevered...

Hannover Fist does not receive Ardan Turval's letter, as he is currently in the feild doing reasearch on his next Volume of Savage Races. Most likely the Orcs of Damara ate the courier.
 


Savage Races Vol II: Orcs

1: Origin of the Species
1a: The Orcgate Wars
2: Strength in Numbers: Orcish Society
2a: Might makes Right: Orcish Politics
2b: Perish the Weak: Orcs at War
2c: The Eye of Grumish: Orcish Religion
3: Where Orcs Dwell:
4: You Are What You Eat:Concerning Canabalism among the Orcs
5: Myths and Legends
6: Orcish Language Guide

From Chapter one of Savage Races Vol II: Orcs by Hannover Fist
One of the more interesting features of the Orc is the fact that it can (and Will!) Interbreed with almost any living creature, a feature shared with dragons, celestials, and feinds. This ability, along with the other qualities mentioned above (Origin on another plane, Inborn evil nature, Mythological references, etc...) lead me to beleve that Orcs are in fact a form of Feind, related distantly to the Abyssial Tanar'ri perhaps. Many will scoff at this, pointing out (and rightly so) that they lack many of the qualities of feindish creatures, however...

From Chapter four:
It is common for an Orc to dine upon it's fallen enemy. Many sages have thought that this was a social adaptation brought about by lack of adiqute food. This couldn't be further from the truth. Orcs beleve that by consuming a strong foe, you gain his power...
 

Orinil rested his throbbing head in his hands and groaned. He stared at the empty tankard in front of him, all he now had to show for the last of his coin and barely sufficient to quell the hangover from the night before. "Why?" he groaned, his voice laden with self pity.

He mused at the cruel turn in fate that the last few years have brought. Once a spymaster, gossip, informant, courier and diplomat to nobility and thieves guilds alike, his great empire of information had crumbled around his ears. He could see it all too clearly now, how his chasing after this rumour and that tipoff and those interceptions had led to him ignoring the death of the old way. Who would think that writing could bring down a master of secrets himself and beat him at his own game. "Damnit, I'd destroy every last press if I could, but even the mages can't manage that........... or could they.........with my help?" A dawning smile spread over his haggard face. "These wizards wouldn't have a clue about chasing down secrets or protecting them without their magic. With my contacts and knowledge and skills I could provide them with the missing link they need."

"Hah, writers", he spat, "they think they can uncover every secret and bring it into the light. Well let's see how well they can hide themselves. They'll soon find out that waggling tongues and sharp ears uncover far more....... like the location of printing presses."

He walked up to the bar whistling a jaunty tune and took off his belt-knife. "Hey barman, gim'me a drink for this, it's time to celebrate".
 

Of Monstrosities Encountered By Adventurous Persons And Their Strengths And Weaknesses
by Aluire of Dairden

Poorly written, but heavily illustrated, the 'Monster Manual' as it was described explains the normal weaknesses and strengths of monsters of Faerun - for example, the Mummy or Troll's vulnerability to fire, and proper techniques of vampire disposal, each technique sorcerer tested and sorcerer approved.

Other works by this author include:

Porn of All Stripes, Vol. I - XXXV, an odd compiliation of erotic tales concerning all manner of species, ranging from humans to halflings to dragons to trolls, occasionally in rather unusual combinations. The author claims to have instigated or taken part in all of these situations personally, but this is largely believed to be the puerile attempts at bragging of an adolescently sophomoric writer. Nonetheless they are popular in some social circles, being heavily illustrated.
 

Janos writes to Ardan Turval, complementing his persuasive writing style.

"We have a common goal, you and I: to bring peace to the world. My upcoming book will deal with this, as I shed light on one of the most powerful magical societies on the face of Faerun: The Red Wizards. I hope this book will separate fact from fiction, and that it will give people some insights as to what they really are."

Janos also asks what Ardan Turval will be writing about in the future.

[Janos is a Lich Necromancer 5 / Red Wizard 10 / Archmage 5. Maybe someone should have done a background check? ;)]
 

Kalanyr has done what the Red Wizards of Thay could never do: he has united the Red Wizards of Thay.
Thay would normally have a PL of 7: now, Thay has a PL of 15.
The United Tharchions of Thay, in utter outrage, offer to sponsor anyone - ANYONE - who will rebuke the Chosen of Mystra (Kalanyr's Sponsor) for their flippantly insane attitude towards spreading forbidden knowledge far and wide. Before this spreading ends up causing a magical holocaust because it falls into the wrong hands (heh - talk about the pot calling the kettle black!)

More importantly, the Shade (PL 14) are offering to sponsor anyone who will rebuke Festy Dog or Kalanyr.
Festy Dog is spreading historical information about Netheril, and the Shade want someone who can effectively put his own spin on those histories.
Also, the Shade are infuriated that their special knowledge of Epic Magic (2nd Edition: 10th level spells) has been revealed. (The Shade will sponsor just about anyone who is disposed to be an enemy of the Chosen of Mystra, or Candlekeep and the Harpers.)

There is a magical renaissance in progress across most of Faerun.
Mages that had, say, 4 or 5 spells in their spellbooks at the start of their careers, now have 20 to 30.
Instead of begging, stealing, adventuring for, or paying astronomical sums for, rare and very rare spells, mages are buying them off the street at bargain prices.
Archmages are getting their hands on spells that ... well, to put it politely, there are Some Things Man Was Not Meant To Know. Deep secrets of Necromancy, Outsider Knowledge, Penumbral Knowledge, Time Travel ...
Monsters are appearing in the Forgotten Realms that have never been seen before. In some cases, terrified witnesses return babbling insanely about these monsters, but in most cases nobody relates the news ... the wreckage of villages and towns and the splintered bones of the dead give mute testimony to what came among them.
The number of undead is increasing rapidly. Necromancers are conjuring armies of undead with the suddenly common necromancy spells.
There is a rumor that Eternal Youth is available, for the right price. Mages everywhere are looking for it.

Everywhere, mage towers are sprouting, the power of mages are growing, and the number of mages are growing.
Mage schools are obtaining greater political power, kings and lords find themselves confronted by this increasing power, and where mages rule from behind the throne, their power is much greater.
On Lantan, the gnomes - taking advantage of this explosion of magical knowledge - are attempting to use Greater Permanency (see Kalanyr's article) and magic to create all manner of new devices.
They are trying to create something akin to a Mythallar, which would allow them to use Greater Permanency at no sacrifice to themselves. Then they could mass produce, say, + 3 Flintlocks.

There is an unconfirmed rumor that Larloch is enraged by what is happening, and intends to do something about it.
Where this rumor came from, nobody knows - nobody has exactly gone and asked Larloch for his opinion!
 

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