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General 50 D&D Pickup Lines (humour)


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dnd4vr

The Smurfiest Wizard Ever!
Since I didn't hear any for Warlocks, here are a couple:

Your a witch, I'm a warlock, maybe we should use our pacts of the chains together?

Yeah, I'm a warlock, and full of fiendish vigor.

Baby, you can be my life drinker anytime!

I see a warlock must have made you, because your body was made by a sculptor of flesh.

Yep, my eldritch spear can reach 300 feet. Wanna see it in action?
 

gyor

Legend
Since I didn't hear any for Warlocks, here are a couple:

Your a witch, I'm a warlock, maybe we should use our pacts of the chains together?

Yeah, I'm a warlock, and full of fiendish vigor.

Baby, you can be my life drinker anytime!

I see a warlock must have made you, because your body was made by a sculptor of flesh.

Yep, my eldritch spear can reach 300 feet. Wanna see it in action?
There was one, a Warlock short rest joke
 

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