A Cavern Hag ate my character

[Craer]

It's not that the deaths are particularly memorable, it's just that most of the good ones are from The Twelve.

Ah, The Twelve. The Twelve were 12 characters I made within the space of 5 gaming sessions. It got so bad that my two DM's who play in each other's campaigns started keeping a frag count.

Lesse. One got cut in half by a volcanic vent, one got stepped on by a stone dragon, one got fireballed right in the second round of the only combat in her career (she was the only female character I've ever tried to play, a druid), one got sucked into a blade barrier by an undead lord's whirlwind field...

My psion got eaten by a collosal preying mantis. It's been grisly.

-Craer

 

[Angcuru]

my colassal death robot is robocop

and a question for pants : Was red or white wine preferred with the meal?

 

[Pants]

Red. Definitely

 

[Angcuru]

Has anyone told you that you have a very disturbing avatar?

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Has anyone told you that you have a very disturbing avatar?

Its Alucard! Everyone loves Alucard!

 

[Clay_More]

I tried getting a musket in a old-fashioned D&D game. Since my wizard wasn't mechanical at all and technology wasn't available, I didn't know what it was. So, when I see some enemies in the horison I think "Kewl, it might be a binocular". I set the opening towards my eye, aim at the people and press the "activation" switch... I died (my DM decided it counted as a Coup-De-Grace against myself, which I think was fair, once he told me what the item really was).

 

[Aeolius]

Perhaps your PC is now a hag's eye talisman.

In my campaigns, when a covey of hags is slain in the same melee, their hag's eye undergoes a transformation, if it is within a certain range. It is imbued with a degree of its former intelligence and assumes the likeness of the closest vermin. I have detailed two species of Haggle thus far; the aquatic skool and flying sworm.