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[reveal]

I finally came up with another one.

Viva E N World - Sung to the tune of "Viva Las Vegas" by Elvis

By the glare of the monitor gonna make my post
Gonna make my post right now
Gotta argue with diaglo 'bout ODD,
Tell him to live in the now
There's the world's worst lurker who's a-postin’ out there
And he's just oozin' devil may care
And I’m just a fatbeard with opinions to share
Viva E N World, viva E N World

How I wish that Rel would just
Go carry his pumpkin to the car
And even if Joshua Dyal tries to be clean
He's constantly lowering the bar
Queen D and the Universe are a happy two
He's the gaymaster but she knows that too
TB gets put in here 'cause he's really cool
Viva E N World, viva E N World

Viva E N World with your ads a-flashin’
And your server never crashin’
'Cept when Spoony's out of town
Viva E N World readin' posts into the nighttime
Readin' posts in the daytime
If you go to GenCon
The in-jokes become clear at last

I've gotta keep on readin'
Till the wife starts a-pleadin'
When you gonna come to bed
If I wind up on the couch well
I’ll just dream of Red Lobster and what that really means
I’m gonna read ev’rything by mods
Stayin' on their good side will help the odds
Of not being banned by Dinkledog
Viva E N World, viva E N World,
Vivaaaaaaaaaaa, vivaaaaaaaaa E N Woooooooooorld

 

[mythusmage]

I finally came up with another one.

Viva E N World - Sung to the tune of "Viva Las Vegas" by Elvis ...

Folks, who do you think's gonna take second place.

 

[Truth Seeker]

EnWorld's Way...

The toughest song to do...the challenge was hard...and it took 6 days to just tinker with it.

Without further delay...*My Way by Frank Sintara* Song by EnWorld, the entity.

And now, the end is NOT near, and so EnWorld face, the continue Challenge.
My friend, we see it clear,
No need to state the case, of which we know is certain.
EnWorld lives, a life that's truly full, we have traveled each and every highway.
And more, much more than this,
EnWorld has done it’s way.

Regrets, EnWorld had a few, but then again, too few to mention.
We did, what we had to do, and saw it through, without exemption.
We planned, each charted course, each careful step, along the byway,
and more, much more than this,
EnWorld did it’s way.

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew,
When we bit off, more than we could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
We ate it up, and spit it out.
We faced it all, and we stood tall,
and did it EnWorld’s way.

*EnWorld personal reflection*
I've loved, I've laughed and cried,
I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing.
To think, I did all that, and may I say --- not in a shy way,
"Oh no, oh no not us,
EnWorld has done it, it’s way".

For what is a site, what has others got?
If not true to themselves, then they has naught.
To say the things, is that greatly feels,
Say not the words, of one who has never kneeled.
The record shows, EnWorld has taken the blows ---
And EnWorld will continue to do…it’s waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

*softer, slower and lower voice*
Yes…EnWorld will mark the way.​

Not for consideration.

 

[Darmanicus]

Always Look on the ENWorld site (Sung to the tune of "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" by Monty Python)

Some gaming books are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other books just make you swear and curse,
Before heading to the store,
Just log in
One time more,
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...

Always look on the E-N-World site!
[whistle]
Always look on the E-N-World site!
[whistle]

If your game seems jolly rotten,
There's a rule that you've forgotten,
Or to rant about the snacks your players bring.
When you're looking for opinions,
Or buffing up your minions,
Just type the URL in,
That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the E-N-World site!
[whistle]
Always look on the E-N-World site!
[whistle]

For the rules are quite absurd
And Hypersmurf’s the final word.
But Crothian’s the one who’s most verbose.
If OD&D’s your vice,
Then diaglo will suffice.
This font of gamer wisdom is so close.
So...

Come drink from the E-N-World trough,
[whistle]
Just before you shut your terminal off.
[whistle]

D&D is just a game,
And I hope you feel the same.
Rollplayer or roleplayer, it’s still true.
You'll all be welcome here.
If you don’t hurt Grandma’s ear.
And no politics or religion out of you!
And...

Always look on the E-N-World site!
Always look on the E-N-World site!
[whistle]

Always look on the E-N-World site!
[whistle]
Always look on the E-N-World site!
[whistle]
Always look on the E-N-World site!
[whistle]

Repeat to fade...

Absolutely brilliant!

 

[comareddin]

Based on Battle Hymns by Man-o-War I present to you

Posting Hymns

By lunchtime we rise
Ten thousands side by side
With laptops turned on held high
Our books and die sets shine
Hail to thee our posters
Still brave beyond midnight
All have sworn the eternal vow
The time to post is now
[Chorus
Post, post, Oh !
Post, post, Oh !
Post, post, Oh !
Post, post, Oh !
Gone are the days when sleeping shone
Now posts and ideas meet bone
In the light of EN World’s way
The posts of old will fade
How proud our posters stand
With books and accessories in hand
Having trouble with that catchy title line
Your post will have few replies
[Chorus
Reply, reply, Oh !
Reply, reply, Oh !
Reply, reply, Oh !
Reply, reply, Oh !
To EN World we surf
We crossed a post-filled board
No space no time
To read that ten page post
Strange posts, user thoughts
We crossed a post-filled board
And still no space or time
To read that ten page post
[Chorus
Post, post, Oh !
Post, post, Oh !
Post, post, Oh !
Post, post, Oh !
Sound of typing into glory ride
Over the top of the mealless lunch
By lunchtime we rise
Ten thousand side by side
[Chorus
Post, post, Oh !
Post, post, Oh !
Post, post, Oh !
Post, post, Oh !

Com

 

[Bran Blackbyrd]

I haven't polished this one up too much, and it got a little melancholy at the end but... well here it is.


The EN Board (The Boxer by Simon and Garfunkel)

I am just a lurker and I know I seldom post
I've squandered my existence reading threads about the proper way to say made-up words like drow
It rhymes with cow; still the DM hears what he wants to hear
and disregards the rest, hmm mm

When I started to post here I was no more than a boy
in the company of strangers
Ok, more like twenty three, but if I don't post my pic how can you tell?
Nutkinland, calling to the stranger people, there the deranged posters go.
Talking politics, religion and who knows...
Li la li...

Asking about workman’s wages, and how much it costs to build a castle,
I get some answers
and a treatise on the Roman military by a guy named SHARK
I do declare, there were times when I had a week free so
I read the whole thread bare

Now the threads are rolling by me, and I can't find a thing
if I'd kept my community supporter account active
I could be searching
Morrus runs the site now and my mullet has been sheared,
but after all these changes Eric Noah still keeps on a’ posting here
Li la li...

Even Gary Gygax comes here and I feel like I am home, goin' home
and Medallions updates can be read, after I have gone to the old folks home

On EN Board there are posters you come to know by name
some have stayed and some have left. Some passed on, leaving us bereft
'til we cried out in our anger and our pain
They are never to return here but their words all still remain
Yes their words still remain
Li la li...

 

[comareddin]

Based on Man-o-War's Thor (The Powerhead)

EN World (Power news)

Dark news on the horizon
New companies and great products
The writers producing, I heard EN World scream his name

I surfed as he broadcast
To the surfers that posted that day
He held up his news column high and called Morrus for a sign

EN World the mighty, EN World the brave
Spread D20 news in your way
By your announcements let none be saved
Live to read on that final day
Morrus, surfers and men
We'll post together in the end

God of D20 news, God of forums
News site who feels no lag
The powerhead of the RP world
Now spread your never ending news

I surfed as he broadcast
To the surfers that posted that day
He held up his news column high and called Morrus for a sign

EN World the mighty, EN World the brave
Spread D20 news in your way
By your announcements let none be saved
Live to read on that final day
Morrus, surfers and men
We'll post together in the end

Spread your news to inform roleplayers
Keep your forums so you can inform
Back to Morrus and moderators on high
And leave this mortal world

EN World the mighty, EN World the brave
Spread D20 news in your way
By your announcements let none be saved
Live to read on that final day
Morrus, surfers and men
We'll post together in the end

Com

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

If I have my time zone set up right,

The contest is still open for a few more hours.

Thus, here is another one (not based on any personal experience )

Sung to The Man in Black's Ring of Fire:


Thread of Fire

Posting Can Be A Burning Thing
When It’s Made About LARP Gaming
Gripped By Unwise Desire
I Posted Into A Thread Of Fire


I Posted Into A Burning Thread Of Fire
I Read Down, Down, Down
And The Flaming Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Thread Of Fire
The Thread Of Fire

I Posted Into A Burning Thread Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flaming Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Thread Of Fire
The Thread Of Fire

The Posts Of Hate Are The Meat
When Egos Like Ours Meet
I Yelled At You Like A Child
Oh, But The Flaming Went Wild


I Posted Into A Burning Thread Of Fire
I Read Down, Down, Down
And The Flaming Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Thread Of Fire
The Thread Of Fire

I Posted Into A Burning Thread Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flaming Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Thread Of Fire
The Thread Of Fire

And It Burns, Burns, Burns

The Thread Of Fire

The Thread Of Fire

 

[comareddin]

Based on Southpark's Blame Canada, I present to you...

Blame EN World

Sheila: Times have changed
The surfers are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to read and post!
Sharon: Should we blame the internet?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame EN World
Everyone: Blame EN World
Sheila: With all their quaint little posts
And sleepless posters so full of info
Everyone: Blame EN World
Blame EN World
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's EN World's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Comareddin
He saw the darn website
And now he's off to join the Surfers!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to go post myself!
Sheila: Well, blame EN World
Everyone: Blame EN World
Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since EN World came along
Everyone: Blame EN World
Blame EN World
Copy Guy: They're not even a real website anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a-true
Instead he lurked for hours on the messageboards
Everyone: Should we blame the computers?
Should we blame the internet?
Or the service providers that allowed him to connect?
Sheila: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame EN World
Blame EN World
Sheila: With all their D20 news
Liane: And that godlike Morrus too
Everyone: Blame EN World
Shame on EN World
Ohhh...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

Com

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

One last One (maybe):

Based on Roger Miller's Dang Me:

Ban Me


Well here I sit, gettin' ideas
Ain't nothing but a fool would post stuff like this
Up all night and Postin’ wild
Worlders sittin' home mouths droppin’ all the while


Ban me, Ban me
A Mod oughta take a hint and suspend me
With no password for a key
Posters would you weep for me.

Just sittin' around postin’ about how the only gamers are guys
Six posts in, and I made five
Spewed on gygax and half-drow gents
Like fourteen theads and twenty rant-vents.

Ban me, Ban me
A Mod oughta take a hint and suspend me
With no password for a key
Posters would you weep for me.

The mods say no words blue and violence do bar
Cursing is sweet and so are words vulgar
Well I'm on the seventh out of seven words
My pappy was a gorilla
I'm a monkey throwin’ turds.

Ban me, Ban me
A Mod oughta take a hint and suspend me
With no password for a key
Posters would you weep for me.