A competition for free CS accounts!

[Bibliophile]

Because you can never have enough Beatles lovin, I present my entry:

Help

Help, I need a ruling,
Help, not just any ruling,
Help, you know I need a ruling, help.

When I was a young DM, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody’s rulings in any way.
But now those games are gone, I’m worrying about balance,
Now I find I’ve changed my mind and posted a thread.

Help me ENWorld, my player wants to beat this game
He’s got a fighter and Mr Ginsu is his name.
Help me, stop my plots from being lame,
Won’t you please, please help me.

And now my game has changed in oh so many ways,
My gaming group seems to vanish in the haze.
And every roll I make I feel so Monty Haul,
I know that I just need you like I’ve never done before.

Help me Hypersmurf, just how does Grapple work
And what if I want to stat up Captain Kirk.
Help me balance Harm and I promise not to lurk,
Won’t you please, please help me.

When I was a young DM, so much younger than today,
I never needed ENWorld’s help in any way.
But now those games are gone, and mine don’t match P-Kitty’s,
Now I find I’ve changed my mind and posted a thread.

Help me Edena, I’ve got gnomes running round
And this industrial revolution’s taking my setting down.
Help me, get my game back on the ground,
Won’t you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh

 

[Tinner]

EN World (Mandy by Barry Manilow)

Ideally, you’ll picture David Boreanaz singing this. The reason for which should be obvious to any fan of the Angel TV show. Having David Herman singing backup is purely optional, and only for the advanced fan who will make the D&D connection.

I remember all my games
Sucking, weak and really lame
A shadow of a DM
A flop behind the screen
Crying in the night
I ruined that last scene!

Morning, just another day
Happy gamers pass my way
Wondering why they smile
I see a web address
I download the file
Now I am a success, EN World

Well you game and you post about gaming
And I read every day, EN World
Eric’s Grandma will keep us from flaming
I need you today, EN World

Now I’m posting all the time
Happy gaming days are mine
Caught up in EN World my post-count climbing
A contest’s on the line
And everything is rhyming, EN World

Well you game and you post about gaming
And I read every day, EN World
Eric’s Grandma will keep us from flaming
I need you today, EN World

Now my game’s a dream, it’s never boring
Bring munchkins to their knees
the game is calling, EN World

Well you game and you post about gaming
And I read every day, EN World
Eric’s Grandma will keep us from flaming
I need you today, EN World

 

[Bront]

Morrus said something about being nice, so....

I've entitlted this Unnamed User We All Know's Theme:

Sung to the The Divinyls' I Touch Myself Lyrics

I fully encourage those with vivid imaginations to REALLy, REALLY, REALLY think deeply on the transposed lyrics presented here:

If that's your idea of nice...

very good though

 

[mythusmage]

I Never Thought I'd Ever Post a Thousand (I Never Thought I'd Ever Be a Hundred, The Moody Blues.)

I never thought I'd ever post a thousand
I never thought I'd ever write what others would really want to read
And they read.

I never thought I'd ever lack for free time
A month ago my hobbies had a different way of using up all my excess time.

 

[Nightfall]

Sung to Jump in the Fire by Metallica and yes, I am waiting to be sued by Lars as we speak

I doubt it. Lars does like a good joke. He just doesn't like P2P programs.

 

[mythusmage]

Are You Reading Comfortably? (Are you Sitting Comfortably? The Moody Blues)

Load another thread my friend and read what you will read.
On topics strange and marvelous, from odd to dearest need.
Are you reading comfortably?
Let Morrus cast his spell.

Type along in converse mild as admins post at need.
On subjects odd and topics wild while answers plant a seed.
It all takes hold upon your mind.
While Morrus casts his spell.

Long dead threads are born again when posters see the need.
On subjects old and troublesome, with many posts to read.
Are you reading comfortably?
Let Morrus cast his spell.

 

[Bran Blackbyrd]

This one's kind of focused on the game itself. I'll post a more EN World-centric song later.

I Believe In A Thing Called Gold (I Believe In A Thing Called Love by The Darkness)

Can't explain all the pockets that I've started to pick
And soon I'll level because my thiev'ry skills are quite sick

Looting you, looting me
Looting you, 'cause you're looting me

I believe in a thing called gold
let's roll the dice before my luck runs cold
There's a chance I could find some now
We'll be looting 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called gold
Ooooooh!

I wanna loot for every minute, every hour in the day
You get saves 'gainst me but everythin' is A.O.K.!

Looting you, looting me
Looting you, 'cause you're looting me

I believe in a thing called gold
let's roll the dice before my luck runs cold
There's a chance I could find some now
We'll be looting 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called gold
Ooooooh! Twenty!

Looting you, looting me
Looting you, 'cause you're looting me

I believe in a thing called gold
let's roll the dice before my luck runs cold
There's a chance I could find some now
We'll be looting 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called gold
Ooooooh!

 

[Zander]

I Believe In A Thing Called Love by The Darkness

Good choice of rock group: the members of Darkness are gamers.

 

[Breakdaddy]

This entire thread has made me board the ROFLCOPTER! I love it. Thanks for the laughs all!

 

[Delemental]

This is not an official entry, but done for fun (I think I've been outclassed anyway, so I'm not too worried).

It's obviously in reference to one particular member of ENWorld, and his Story Hour. If he reads it, I hope he takes it in the friendly nature in which it's intended, and doesn't instead use it as motivation to find out where I live and punch me in the eye. (though I suppose if he did that, I could then ask him in person when the next update is coming...)


Days Go By (sung the the Dirty Vegas song)

You are still a thread that’s on my list
I wonder if you still exist
I’ll check back around noon

You leave us when you’d just began
The final fight for Afqithan
And what’s happening with Nwm

Days go by without a post from you
Days when I could be reading about Mulissu
Weeks go by without a post from you
Weeks without Eadric or Koilimilou
Sep II
Sep II

You’ve hooked us with your succubi
That are always more than meet the eye
And Tramst in now in charge

You tell the tale of Mostin’s pain
The Metagnostic’s quite insane
But his infinity is large

Months go by and still we wait for you
Talking about Saizhan and Viridity too
Sep II
Sep II

Weeks go by without a post from you
Weeks of checking the boards and the group on Yahoo
Days go by without a post from you
Even a blurb about Tatterbrand would do
Sep II
Sep II
Sep II
Sep II
Sep II