A competition for free CS accounts!

[kanithardm]

"Don't Cha" (to the tune of "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls)

Ooh baby
Ladies
Fellas
Are you ready?
Let’s post
Baby (ooooh)
I know you read me (I know you read me)
I know you do (I know you do)
That’s why whenever you log on
I’m the homepage for you (I’m the homepage for you)
I know you want it (I know you want it)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
So for a community supporter account
You’re changing lyrics for me (babe)

[refrain: ]
Don’t cha wish the search function worked on me?
Don’t cha wish the PMs all worked on me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don’t cha want a custom title on me?
Don’t cha want to see who’s on line on me?
Don't cha
Don't cha

Don’t fight the feeling (don’t fight the feeling)
Don’t leave it alone (don’t leave it alone)
Cause if you don’t post
Then all those PDFs won’t have a happy home (your happy home)
Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly)
You have to play fair (you have to play fair)
And if this song is funny
Then a supporter account you’ll finally get on here

[refrain: ]
Don’t cha wish the search function worked on me?
Don’t cha wish the PMs all worked on me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don’t cha want a custom title on me?
Don’t cha want to see who’s on line on me?
Don't cha
Don't cha

I know I'm on your mind
I know you have a good time
Reading threads
I'm fun
And I'm fine
I ain’t lying
Log online
All the time (all the time)

I know I'm on your mind
I know you have a good time
Reading threads
I'm fun
And I'm fine
I ain’t lying
Log online
All the time

I know your post count (I know your post count)
Is fairly low (is fairly low)
But so is everyone else’s when compared
To Crothian’s posts
Maybe next pay period (maybe next pay period)
Possibly (possibly)
You’ll buy an account if you don’t win this contest
Just wait and see

[refrain: ]
Don’t cha wish the search function worked on me?
Don’t cha wish the PMs all worked on me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don’t cha want a custom title on me?
Don’t cha want to see who’s on line on me?
Don't cha
Don't cha

*Cant breathe* that was funny

 

[Truth Seeker]

Man these things are awesome! The competition is going to be tough!

No...it is TOUGH now!

 

[Rel]

No...it is TOUGH now!

Fair enough.

 

[Nightfall]

Tinner get's my vote. (Well anyone that includes me in a song gets at least two points anyway. )

 

[Remathilis]

We Didn’t Start the Flamewar (We Didn't Start The Fire by Billy Joel)

...

You know, I was gonna use that song, but opted for a shorter list. Kudos for going gonzo on that one.

 

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

I don't know what to say... These are just great! And I made it into two of them! Some people have some unknown talents, and way to much free time on their hands! Keep 'em coming!

 

[Arbiter of Wyrms]

Tinner get's my vote. (Well anyone that includes me in a song gets at least two points anyway. )

My vote, too, so far. (If the contest is to stuff as many references as possible into the song, this will be the song to use.)

I couldn't choose the best three from what has been done already. I'm really impressed with the results. What a creative bunch you all are!

I'm loving this thread, and I'm going to have to enter again, not to win anymore, but just to play along. You all have outclassed me already, even if some of you are playing a little fast and loose with the meter.

 

[Zappo]

Hey, Tinner got me as well! I'm so cool!

 

[Bront]

Ok, I wrote this 3/26/02 (Origional here) had to tweek it a bit though (Well, change the name reference.)

"Bad Trolls"
By Bront
Original lyrics - Inner Circle [Ian Lewis]

Bad Trolls, Bad Trolls whatcha want
Whatcha gonna do when admin from Tom
come for you tell me whatcha gonna do

Bad Trolls, Bad Trolls
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they post here too
Bad Trolls, Bad Trolls
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they post here too

You post count eight
And you ain't been strait
You been uncool so the admin give you rule
So why are you posting like a bloody fool
If you get hot you must get cool

Bad Trolls, Bad Trolls
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they post here too
Bad Trolls, Bad Trolls
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they post here too

You spam it on this one
You spam it on this one
You spam it on mother and
You spam it on you father
You spam it on you brother and
You spam it on you sister
You spam it on that one and you spam it on me

Nobody naw give you no break
Moris naw give you no break
Forum naw give you no break
Not even you ISP give you no break

Why did you have to post so mean
don't you know you're a cyber being
born of the spaceage
with a port through a webpage
replications come and replications go
I know sometimes you want to let go
I know sometimes you want to let go

 

[diaglo]

not an entry

been trying to come up with a good switch for My Sharona by the Knack... to My ENWorlda by the diaglo

Artist: The diaglo Lyrics
Song: My ENWorlda Lyrics

OD&D my little ready fun, ready fun
When you gonna give me some time, ENWorlda?
OD&D you make my dice roll, my dice roll
Watch ‘em come up ones, ENWorlda
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a happy time
I always get it out with a shout of the truer game
O-ee D-ee D-ee 19 – 74!
Ma ma ma my ENWorlda
Come a little closer, over here
Close enough to look in my box, ENWorlda
See a little booklet, temptin' me
Drawin' down the length of my battlemat, ENWorlda
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a happy time
I always get it out with a shout of the truer game
O-ee D-ee D-ee 19 – 74!
Ma ma ma my ENWorlda
Ma ma ma my ENWorlda
When ya gonna get to me, get to me
Is it just a matter of time, ENWorlda
Is it a destiny, 4th ed
Or is it just a game in my mind, ENWorlda
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a happy time
I always get it out with a shout of the truer game
O-ee D-ee D-ee 19 – 74!
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
O-ee D-ee D-ee 19 – 74!
Ma ma ma my ENWorlda
OD&D my ENWorlda