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[Crothian]

Not an entry in the contest, but I want to partipate like one of the guys.... So, with a little help from Three Dog Night and their classic "Momma told me not to come" I bring you: Gygax told me not to play



You’re an Ooze Wizard,
A Fungus Paladin
What’s all these crazy concepts you’re driven?
This has got to be the craziest party that has ever been
Don’t bring out the dice, I leaving this den

Gygax told me not to play
Gygax told me not to play
That’s one mixed up party, okay

Bring out an Elf
Or a Dwarven Ranger
That’s the type of stuff I want to face this danger
An awaken Bison shaman? Don’t kid me like that
Play a halfing rouge
Not a blackguard cat

Gygax told me not to play
Gygax told me not to play
That’s one mixed up party, okay

The characters where made
The game was going to begin
Then a player wanted to have
A familiar that was a djinn
I've heard so many odd concepts I ain't never heard before.
Don't know what it is I don't want to hear no more.

Gygax told me not to play
Gygax told me not to play
That’s one mixed up party, okay

 

[JediSoth]

For All You Parrotheads Out There

Come Monday (after GenCon)
sung to the tune of Come Monday by Jimmy Buffett

Headin' up to EN World
to post on the old message board,
I've got my asbestos on,
I guess I never was meant for
a nasty flame war.
And honey I didn't know
that I'd be missin' you so.

(Chorus)
Come Monday It'll be all right,
Come Monday I'll be postin’ all night.
I spent four lonely days in a rank GenCon haze
and I just want you back on my screen.

Yes it's been quite a summer,
Orc-and-Pie and GenCon games.
And now you’re really strapped for cash,
and workin’ is just such a pain.
And darlin' ‘cause I love you so
I just need to post once more.

(Chorus)

I can't help it honey,
I hope your server don’t crash.
Remember that night when I chatted
and I cross-posted five different times.

Crothian still has more than me,
I know that it’s futile to whine.
We can go reviewin’ on Tuesday,
with you I'd read anything.
Game conventions have worn me quite thin,
I just can't wait post on you again.

(Chorus)

 

[Kliqueman]

(Don't Fear) the Moderator (sung to Don't Fear the Reaper)

All our posts are purged
Here, but now they're gone
The Lurkers don't fear the moderator
nor do the trolls, the hive or the noobs
(we can be like they are)

Come on baby... Don't fear the Moderator
Baby Post away... Don't fear the Moderator
Religion, Politics or Sex... Don't fear the Moderator
You'll be banned in a day...

GM Day is done
Here but now its gone
Diaglo and OD&D
Are together in eternity...
Diaglo and OD&D

40,000 Crothian posts everyday... Like Some kinda record
40,000 New Reviews everyday... Redefine happiness
Another 40,000 coming everyday...We can be like they are

Come on baby... Don't fear the Moderator
Baby Post away... Don't fear the Moderator
Religion, Politics or Sex... Don't fear the Moderator
You'll be banned in a day...

Love of Hong is done
Here but now they're gone
Came the new thread for 4e
And it was clear we couldn't go on
The thread was open and the flames appeared
The Optimists tried but then disappeared
The nastiness flew then mods appeared
Saying don't be afraid

Come on baby... And we had no fear
And we replied to him... Then the bashers started to fly
They looked backward and said goodbye
We had become like mods are
We had helped get them banned
We had become like mods are

Come on baby...
Don't fear the Moderator

All this song needs is more cowbell

 

[Delemental]

Okay, this song's been done already, but...

A Tribute to the Hivemind

This is the thread that never ends,
It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started posting not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue bumping it forever just because...

(start at top again)

 

[Remathilis]

This is my second Name-everyone-so-that-they'll-vote-for-me one.

THE HEART OF ENWORLD

(sung to The Heart of Rock-in-Roll Huey Lewis and the News)

Diaglo, Diaglo is as grumpy as they say
And rather be playing OD&D
But where else can you read about d02
And Spec-u-late about 4-e?
When they posting topics, of so many topics
The do with a lot of style
But it's still that same old Enworld panache
That really drives them wild

CHORUS
They say the heart of ENworld is still beating
And from what they post I believe 'em
Now the fame here might be awful fleeting,
But the heart of Enworld is still beating

Hivemind, Storyhour and the meta-threads is something everyone should see
Witty, clever and also kinda crazy, and Henry I'm sure would quite agree
When they pounding keyboards, that PC keyboards
arguing about a prestige class
But it's still that same old Enworld insight
That really kicks 'em in the...

CHORUS
Kermain, Whisperfoot and Pkitty, MerricB and Ashi2o
Darkness, Phireed, Mark@CMG, Josh Dyal, and Knight Otu
Everywhere there's posting, throughtful posting, players with a million styles
But it's still that same old Enworld threadcounts that really drives 'em wild

CHORUS

In Morrus,
Crothian...heart of ENworld

 

[jester47]

88 Lines About 44 Gamers (sung to 88 Lines About 44 Girls by The Nails)

Morrus was from England
His webpage lost control.
ColHardison disappeared for a time
where was he? In a hole?
TeflonBilly's got the grey on top
shows his picture almost every post
Crothian keeps on posting
and has the largest count to boast.

Truth Seeker was called Carlos
And he gets the news for us.
CMG_Mark makes PDFs
but nothing that creates a fuss.
QueenDopopopilis might have a bigger moniker
But that never stopped her game
TheUniverse was gaymaster
So he got a better name.

Xath was a gamer girl extra-ordinary
With Dice and Books to GenCon she would go
Archon was her boyfriend
all he had to say was "No"
Alsi2o wants you to think he's made of clay
artist folk might just be cooked that way.
CthulusLibrarian knows his books
He keeps them organized

jester47 he got out quick
but thinks he might come back
Buttercup speaks wise words
but you don't want her to attack
Fusangite's not Fungasite
so why not cut it out?
Rel is wacky with his shirts
and takes the pumpkins out

Diaglo likes ODD
so we wonder why he's here
Merls writes lots of stuff
several titles in a year.
Orcus makes good dungeons
and brought back wilderlands
Froggie likes the judges guild
and knows whats in demand

Monte picked a fight with Billy
And Billy schooled him hard
Eric Noah started this whole thing
and always plays a Bard.
Henry used to moderate
but with that he did burn out
Hypersmurf keeps on going
throws the religion and politics out.

Uh-uh. Hypersmurf.

JoshDyal is a family man
Who likes to argue yes
Dextra runs the ennies
a stressful job no less
Hellhound wears a kilt somtimes
without a scream or shout.
Gelflings are not members yet
But their parents make them count

Michael Morris keeps it running
A tech wiz without compare
Psion writes reviews
And does it with no hair
JoeGKushner follows up behind
But aint an ennies judge
PirateCat’s a good DM
Just wish he wouldn’t budge

KidCthulhu aint a guy
Like you would want to think
Frukathka’s got a hairy beard
With glasses just click this link
RangerWickett got called WangerRickett
But still gets the chicks they say
ForceUser? I don’t know what he does
But he’s in this any way.

Reveal is another
would I even recognize his face?
KarlZog has verbal wit
He seems to own the place.
Francisca’s not a chick!
But rather a mean Viking
WulfRatbane makes other rules
While good they still seem striking

JustHal was M E G Hal
But now he is JUST Hal
SuzieYee’s all spunk and rockets
She’s a special kind of gal
JoeGBrowning’s got Suzie
And is a great gameologist
ColPladoh launched it all
I chose you to end this list

 

[Truth Seeker]

OH MY GOD!!!!!

Pleaseeeeee....this...is too....much!!!!

 

[Tinner]

We Didn’t Start the Flamewar (We Didn't Start The Fire by Billy Joel)

Eric Noah, Diaglo, Hypersmurf, Darklone
Medallions, Ranger Wickett, Joshua Dyal

Piratecat, Eric’s Grandma, Rystil Arden, Tales of Wyre
General Discussion, Off Topic, Brother Shatterstone

Crothian, House Rules, Nightfall, A-M Guard
alsih2o, Lucifus Cray, Shemeska’s Planescape

JoeGKushner, piracy, PDF’s by PhilReed
KnightOtu, Frukathka, The Universe & Queen D

CHORUS
We didn't start the flamewar
It was always burning
Since EN world's been turning
We didn't start the flamewar
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Plane Sailing, Tokiwong, Cthulhu's Librarian
The Jester, kreynolds, Michael Morris

Henry, Nightfall, Pielorinho, reveal
Isida Kep'Tukari and Admiral Morrus

Darkness, Psion, Dextra and the two Gelflings
johnsemlak, barsoomcore, Truth Seeker, Nutkinland

CMG Mark, Krug & BOZ, Creamsteak, Keia, S’mon
Upper_Krust, Teflon Billy, Messageboard Golem

CHORUS

Manzanita, Wulf Ratbane, Tonguez, Kalanyr
Hellhound, Angcuru, Sagiro’s Story Hour

Kae'Yoss, Voadam, someone griping ‘bout “The Man”
der_kluge, Umbran, spoof song competition

CRGreathouse, Endur, Space Monkey, (d20) Mafia
Eternalknight, Horacio, politics’a no go

Zappo, Li Shenron, John Crichton and mmadsen
Lord Pendragon, Gez, Rel, F.A.T.A.L. is the game from Hell

CHORUS

Dalamar, Krishnath, smelly gamers need a bath
Ferret, Merric, try hard not to thread-jack

Patryn of Elvenshae, religious topics stay away
Maldur, Ashy, only geeks play D&D

Jarval, WizarDru, Festy_Dog and Zhure too
Col PlaDoh is EGG, who else could it really be?

CHORUS

Mod control, Welverin, Hong’s back to his tricks again
Origins, Gen Con, “3.5”, Scion
Olive, Tallarn, Turanil, ixitxachitl’s hard to spell
Drizzt and the Forgotten Realms, Will Ebberon do as well?

BiggusGeekus, Buttercup, pumpkin carrying cracks me up
Gnomeworks, Forge Works, Munchkins, “Cheese”, don’t be a jerk
No Cross-Gender roleplay please, why do people bash WotC?
A few more posts, then I’m done, posting here is too much fun

CHORUS

We didn't start the flamewar
But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on...

 

[Funeris]

Tinner...that...was....magnificent.
Two points, just for jamming all those references in

of course, my two points may not add up to much in reality...but virtually, you're doing well

 

[Rel]

Man these things are awesome! The competition is going to be tough!