Drew
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As a classic rock DJ, I had to take on an Eagles tune...
Hotel Eric Noah
On a dark August Evening
Nineteen-ninety nine
Stale smell of Doritos
I was searching online
I clicked “Feeling Lucky” on Google
And saw a red and black site
My heart beat faster and my eyes grew wide
I read the news the whole night
There it sat on my computer
Third Edition sneak peak
And I was thinking to myself
This could be awesome or this could be weak
Then I clicked a link called “boards”
And it showed me the way
There were postings on the forums there
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Eric Noah
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a geeky place
Plenty of news at the Hotel Eric Noah
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
They will post it here
Their minds are D20 twisted
The reviews they try to heed
But they’ve got lots of pretty, pretty books
They say they really need
How they post on the EN Boards
Sweet crunch and sweet fluff
Some post in great numbers
Some think lurking’s enough
So I posted on the General Forum
Please pay my DM fee
They said
That joke was old a long time ago, that troll won’t work on me
And still those boards are calling from far away
Take up your time in the middle of work
Just to let you say
Welcome to the Hotel Eric Noah
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a geeky place
They’re houseruling it up at the Hotel Eric Noah
What a nice homebrew
What a nice homebrew (background)
Dinosaur Ninjas in Malibu
Eric had to step down
Return to his normal life
And he said,
I have to focus on the library,
D&D, and my wife
And on the message boards
We thought the end was in sight
But Pirate Cat and Morrus said
“We just can’t kill the site!”
The next thing I remember
The site was good as new
There were posts, scoops, and reviews
Just like it was before
Relax said the admins
We are all your chums
You can login any time you’d like
At least until Fourth Edition comes!
Welcome to the Hotel Eric Noah
It’s called ENWorld
It’s called ENWorld (background)
And it’s a lovely place
Plenty of friends at the Hotel Eric Noah
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
You can find them here
Hotel Eric Noah
On a dark August Evening
Nineteen-ninety nine
Stale smell of Doritos
I was searching online
I clicked “Feeling Lucky” on Google
And saw a red and black site
My heart beat faster and my eyes grew wide
I read the news the whole night
There it sat on my computer
Third Edition sneak peak
And I was thinking to myself
This could be awesome or this could be weak
Then I clicked a link called “boards”
And it showed me the way
There were postings on the forums there
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Eric Noah
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a geeky place
Plenty of news at the Hotel Eric Noah
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
They will post it here
Their minds are D20 twisted
The reviews they try to heed
But they’ve got lots of pretty, pretty books
They say they really need
How they post on the EN Boards
Sweet crunch and sweet fluff
Some post in great numbers
Some think lurking’s enough
So I posted on the General Forum
Please pay my DM fee
They said
That joke was old a long time ago, that troll won’t work on me
And still those boards are calling from far away
Take up your time in the middle of work
Just to let you say
Welcome to the Hotel Eric Noah
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a geeky place
They’re houseruling it up at the Hotel Eric Noah
What a nice homebrew
What a nice homebrew (background)
Dinosaur Ninjas in Malibu
Eric had to step down
Return to his normal life
And he said,
I have to focus on the library,
D&D, and my wife
And on the message boards
We thought the end was in sight
But Pirate Cat and Morrus said
“We just can’t kill the site!”
The next thing I remember
The site was good as new
There were posts, scoops, and reviews
Just like it was before
Relax said the admins
We are all your chums
You can login any time you’d like
At least until Fourth Edition comes!
Welcome to the Hotel Eric Noah
It’s called ENWorld
It’s called ENWorld (background)
And it’s a lovely place
Plenty of friends at the Hotel Eric Noah
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
You can find them here