A competition for free CS accounts!

[Alzrius]

And another from that play! Maybe I should do all the songs...I could call the play "A Lurker on the Roof."

To Life (sung to the tune of the same name from "Fiddler on the Roof")

To life! To life! Update them!
Just one post brings old threads to life!
And now there’s no need to archive them
They’re on page one again
This will do it!
To life! To life! Update them!
I brought all those dead threads to life!
You must admit that it’s quite fancy
My thread necromancy
Though it might cause some strife!

Great names here on EN World have written posts that shouldn’t be allowed to die
And now thanks to one quick bumping they have all been given a little more time

To life! To life! Update them!
With just one quick posting, like this!
And now they’ll be seen by everyone
We’ll have a lot of fun
‘Cause I brought them to life!

To life! To life! Update them!
I brought those old Hiveminds to life!
You must admit those conversations
Deserve liberation

(You just missed them)

Alright, it’s true, I missed them
I missed them, so whisked them to life!
So what if their titles are inane
And drive others insane?
I’ll update them to life!

The moderators think I’m causing havoc on the boards just to see what chaos it’ll bring
They don’t understand me, they don’t realize that bringing back old threads has always been my thing

To life! To life! Update them!
Those old threads are back once again
And if those threads have no quality
There’s still the quantity
Of the threads brought to life!

 

[Truth Seeker]

LOL ...

Oh...this hurts!!!

 

[Tav_Behemoth]

EN Publishing will donate three PDFs (of your choice) to 1st place, two to 2nd place and one to 3rd place.

Behemoth3 is happy to follow suit - except that if you win first place, you don't get to choose your PDFs - you just get all three that we've done to date!

 

[Morrus]

Behemoth3 is happy to follow suit - except that if you win first place, you don't get to choose your PDFs - you just get all three that we've done to date!

Great! Thanks!

 

[Nightfall]

Bah I can do BETTER!

Firstly none of this muscial crud. (Sorry Al. I know you're a demon and all but PLEASE! stop the torture!!! Ugh!! )

Secondly, (that I've noticed) too many movie songs. Now if it was a cool one like say U2's one for Batman Forever, that wouldn't be too bad...but still.

Now me, I'm going ghetto styling here. So here goes!

(To the monster rhymes of Big Pimping)

Big Pimpin, spreading the SL'zeee
I'd be big pimping up in En World-ee
Big Pimping
It's the Sage man, chillin and spilling you figure.

 

[Arbiter of Wyrms]

I have wanted a CS account for some time now, but been unable to afford it, so, if there is no limit to the number of entryies allowed, this paltry attempt will be my entry number one:

“DM, Don’t Let Your Players Grow Up to be Posters” to the tune of
“Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys”
by Willie Nelson.

DM, don’t let your players grow up to be posters
Don’t let ‘em write reviews to drive up their post count
Make ‘em play humans and fighters who clout.
DM, don’t let your players grow up to be posters
They’ll want cool new options, and they’re always online,
Us’lly, with book-reading slimes.

Posters ain’t easy to fool, and they’re harder to foil.
And they’d rather roll a good save than be boiled in oil.
Pbp forums, and hate of d02, each night begins a new day.
And if you don’t appease ‘em, or don’t bring good snacks, they’ll prob’ly just stay away.

DM, don’t let your players grow up to be posters
Don’t let ‘em write reviews to drive up their post count
Make ‘em play humans and fighters who clout.
DM, don’t let your players grow up to be posters
They’ll want cool new options, and they’re always online,
Us’lly, with book-reading slimes.

Gamers like treasure-filled dungeons and intrigues and more,
Like civilized posting, and screen names, and online free stuff,
And them that don’t know them won’t like them and them that do, sometimes still won’t score.
They ain’t wrong, they’re just different, but the law says they can’t kill you and take all your stuff.

DM, don’t let your players grow up to be posters
Don’t let ‘em write reviews to drive up their post count
Make ‘em play humans and fighters who clout.
DM, don’t let your players grow up to be posters
They’ll want cool new options, and they’re always online,
Us’lly, with book-reading slimes.

Eric’s dear grandma, and Morris, and Morrus, and PC
Darkness is fair for the most part, and never a thug.
More than you’ll need in a lifetime, and then some to spare,
And like TM says, EN World is one hell of a drug.

DM, don’t let your players grow up to be posters
Don’t let ‘em write reviews to drive up their post count
Make ‘em play humans and fighters who clout.
DM, don’t let your players grow up to be posters
They’ll want cool new options, and they’re always online,
Us’lly, with book-reading slimes.

DM, don’t let your players grow up to be posters
Don’t let ‘em write reviews to drive up their post count
Make ‘em play humans and fighters who clout.
DM, don’t let your players grow up to be posters
They’ll want cool new options, and they’re always online,
Us’lly, with book-reading slimes.


(If there is a limit one entry per poster, I guess that this one is mine.)

 

[arwink]

*EN Publishing will donate three PDFs (of your choice) to 1st place, two to 2nd place and one to 3rd place.

Clockwork Golem Workshop would be happy to offer the same from our product list.

 

[Alzrius]

Firstly none of this muscial crud. (Sorry Al. I know you're a demon and all but PLEASE! stop the torture!!! Ugh!! )

Fair enough. Here's a short one:

EN World Theme (sung to the opening theme of "The Simpsons")

EN World
[long instrumental section]

 

[Alzrius]

Can you tell I'm loving this?

Crothian Sleeps Tonight (sung to the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" by many, many groups)

Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh
Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away

On EN World, active EN World
Cro-thi-an sleeps tonight
On EN World, active EN World
Cro-thi-an sleeps tonight

[refrain]
Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away
Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away

In the chatroom, the EN chatroom
Cro-thi-an sleeps tonight
In the chatroom, the EN chatroom
Cro-thi-an sleeps tonight

[refrain]

Raise your post count, quick raise your post count
Cro-thi-an sleeps tonight
Raise your post count, quick raise your post count
Cro-thi-an sleeps tonight

[refrain]

 

[stevelabny]

To the tune of the Firefly theme song.

Rolled too low, not enough
Now I'm dead, they'll loot my stuff
Cross it off, rip up my sheet
But you can't take my dice from me

Disintegrate can't be fixed
So now I'll roll 3d6
I won't stop, I won't flee
You can't take my dice from me

Talking 'bout my dead PCs
On EN World is where I'll be
You can't take my dice from me