A competition for free CS accounts!

[Mark CMG]

The competition will be open for one week exactly from the timestamp of this post. Then the winners will be decided by popular vote. You may enter as many times as you like. Just have fun!

So, this ended a few hours ago, right? I wonder if anyone might have time to create a list of the songs (and authors/posters) with a link to each one so that the "popular" voters have an easier time to decide who wins?

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Ok, I wrote this 3/26/02 (Origional here) had to tweek it a bit though (Well, change the name reference.)

"Bad Trolls"
By Bront
Original lyrics - Inner Circle [Ian Lewis]

Bad Trolls, Bad Trolls whatcha want
Whatcha gonna do when admin from Tom
come for you tell me whatcha gonna do

Bad Trolls, Bad Trolls
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they post here too
Bad Trolls, Bad Trolls
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they post here too

You post count eight
And you ain't been strait
You been uncool so the admin give you rule
So why are you posting like a bloody fool
If you get hot you must get cool

Bad Trolls, Bad Trolls
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they post here too
Bad Trolls, Bad Trolls
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they post here too

You spam it on this one
You spam it on this one
You spam it on mother and
You spam it on you father
You spam it on you brother and
You spam it on you sister
You spam it on that one and you spam it on me

Nobody naw give you no break
Moris naw give you no break
Forum naw give you no break
Not even you ISP give you no break

Why did you have to post so mean
don't you know you're a cyber being
born of the spaceage
with a port through a webpage
replications come and replications go
I know sometimes you want to let go
I know sometimes you want to let go

This one was funny as heck!!!

 

[reveal]

So, this ended a few hours ago, right? I wonder if anyone might have time to create a list of the songs (and authors/posters) with a link to each one so that the "popular" voters have an easier time to decide who wins?

Why don't you do it? I'm sure you have nothing better to do.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Morrus said something about being nice, so....

I've entitled this Unnamed User We All Know's Theme:

Sung to the The Divinyls' I Touch Myself Lyrics

I fully encourage those with vivid imaginations to REALLy, REALLY, REALLY think deeply on the transposed lyrics presented here:

I love my post count
I want you to read mine
When I'm feelin' down
I see your total below mine
I search my posts
I want you to like it
I post for myself
I want it to remind me

I post more than anybody else
When I think about my post count
I touch myself
I don't read anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

It’s the total that makes me a h*rny bunny
It’s the screen-glare that makes me shiny
When I’m around posting I'm always lusting
I want to make your posts mine

I close my eyes
And see the total for me
Think I would die
If anyone were to surpass me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore it
I look down on my screen
I'd do anything to increase it

I post more than anybody else
When I think about my post count
I touch myself
I don't read anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I love my post count
I want it to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I see your total below mine
I search my posts
I want it to love me
I forget my thoughts
I want the posts to remind me

I post more than anybody else
When I think about my post count
I touch myself
I don't read anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I want more posts
I post more than anyone else
And when I think about my post count
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

I post more than anybody else
When I think about my post count
I touch myself
I don't read anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

ROFLMAO

I'm sure he'd appreciate that....

 

[Mark CMG]

Why don't you do it? I'm sure you have nothing better to do.

But...! *Sputter*...! *Bluster*...!



You've just volunteered, you know. Have it in this thread in an hour!

 

[Delemental]

So, this ended a few hours ago, right? I wonder if anyone might have time to create a list of the songs (and authors/posters) with a link to each one so that the "popular" voters have an easier time to decide who wins?

I am working on one now. Assuming that I'm not beaten to the punch by 12 other people, I'll edit this post to put the list in when I'm finished.

EDIT: Here you go. I've included links to songs that have been declared non-entries, just for completeness, but they're marked.

Listmaker by Alzrius
ENWorld (Tradition) by Alzrius
Untitled (Song That Never Ends) by Psionicist
Always Look on the ENWorld Site by Delemental
To Life by Alzrius
Big Pimping by Nightfall
DM, Don’t Let Your Players Grow Up to be Posters by Arbiter of Wyrms
ENWorld Theme (The Simpsons) by Alzrius
Crothian Sleeps Tonight by Alzrius
Untitled (Firefly Theme Song) by stevelabny
Untitled (Jocko Homo) by demiurge1138
Untitled (Walk Through The Fire) by stevelabny
Poster Sunset by mythusmage
Don’t Cha by Southern Oracle
House Rules by Azul
A Natural 20 by reveal
Imagine (no d20’s) by Grimstaff
(Don’t Fear) the Moderator by Remathilis
DM Man by Zander
Too Many Threads on my Screen by Pants
One Week by Jack of Shadows
What a Wonderful EN World by Torm
Hotel Eric Noah by Drew
Untitled (Suicide is Painless) by Ranes
We Are EN World by Tinner
I Love This Board by Rel
Monsters (Gotta Kill Em All) by Frukathka
Forum of Forums by Alzrius
Open Storyhour by Funeris
EN Girl by Alzrius
Untitled (A Few of My Favorite Things) by dvvega
You Can’t Always Post What You Want by Delemental
When I’m Sixty-Four by Wombat
ENWorld (Nightingale) by kirinke
Thanee by dvvega
Piratecat’s Regime by demiurge1138
Gygax Told Me Not To Play by Crothian (not an entry)
Come Monday by JediSoth
A Tribute to the Hivemind by Delemental
The Heart of ENWorld by Remathilis
88 Lines About 44 Gamers by jester47
We Didn’t Start the Flamewar by Tinner
Bad Trolls by Bront
My ENWorlda by diaglo (not an entry)
Angelsboi, Matrin Wixted, David C Sutherland III by Vraille Darkfang
Ennie! Well, Who Won It? by DEFCON 1
Unnamed User We All Know’s Theme by Vraille Darkfang
ENWorld (Minimum Wage) by Oaxacan Warrior
Old Diaglo by Vraille Darkfang
Gencon Party by Vraille Darkfang
Jump on ENWorld by LeifVignirsson
Help by Bibliophile
EN World (Mandy) by Tinner
I Never Thought I’d Ever Post a Thousand by mythusmage
Are You Reading Comfortably? by mythusmage
I Believe in a Thing Called Gold by Bran Blackbyrd
Days Go By by Delemental (not an entry)
Viva EN World by reveal
ENWorld’s Way by Truth Seeker
Posting Hymns by comareddin
The EN Board by Bran Blackbyrd
EN World (Power News) by comareddin
Thread of Fire by Vraille Darkfang
Blame EN World by comareddin
Ban Me by Vraille Darkfang
Theme from ENWorld by Vraille Darkfang
Slave 4 Noah by Vraille Darkfang
I Will Always Loathe You by Vraille Darkfang
EN Maniac by Vraille Darkfang
The Crothian Zone by Vraille Darkfang
Forum-Bound & Clickin’ by Vraille Darkfang

 

[reveal]

But...! *Sputter*...! *Bluster*...!



You've just volunteered, you know. Have it in this thread in an hour!

I'll get right on that.

 

[reveal]

I am working on one now. Assuming that I'm not beaten to the punch by 12 other people, I'll edit this post to put the list in when I'm finished.

You're a much better suckup than I.

 

[Mark CMG]

I'll get right on that.

Looks like our "Poppin' Fresh" friend, Delemental, has beaten you to the punch, Rev-ster.


Thanks, Del!

 

[Mark CMG]

You're a much better suckup than I.

Yeah, you're more of a snuff-up, eh?