Here's a whole bunch o mine...
http://www.enworld.org/forum/general-rpg-discussion/307864-filk-you-en-world.html
http://www.enworld.org/forum/general-rpg-discussion/300815-where-did-all-drow-go.html
Plus:
http://www.enworld.org/forum/general-rpg-discussion/307864-filk-you-en-world.html
http://www.enworld.org/forum/general-rpg-discussion/300815-where-did-all-drow-go.html
Plus:
But I'll also post unique ones like this:
UP ON THE ROOFTOP (Bejamin Hanby's "Up on the Rooftop/Housetop")
Up on the rooftop snowflakes fall
But you still hear Cthulhu's call
Up from the deepest darkest of seas
Heralding the old ones
Insane pleas
Chorus
Iä, iä, iä!
What do you say?
Iä, iä, iä!
What do you say?
Up on the rooftop
Click, click, click
Down thru the chimney with
Tentacles thick
First comes the taking
Of little Nell
Oh, dear Cthulhu
Do it well
Show her your visage
She laughs and cries
Horror will open
And shut her eyes
Repeat Chorus
Next comes the stalking
Of little Will
Oh, just hear what
A glorious trill
Here comes a shoggoth
"Tekeli-li!"
Run down the hall
And attempt to flee!
Repeat Chorus
HOOKED ON GMING (Mark James "Hooked on a feeling")
I can't stop GMing deep inside of me
Y'all just don't realize what gaming does to me
When I draw my homebrewed maps all night
I got to know everything's all right
I-I-I, I'm hooked on GMing
High on believin' that gaming is for me
Drinks as sweet as candy, the taste stays on my mind
Snacks to keep me thirsty for another Coke or nine
I got it bad for you, game, but I don't need a cure
I'll just stay addicted and hope I can endure
Painting minis when I'm all alone
Keep it up, game, yeah ya turn me on
I-I-I, I'm hooked on GMing
High on believin' that gaming is for me
[Instrumental Interlude]
Painting minis when I'm all alone
Keep it up, game, yeah ya turn me on
I-I-I, I'm hooked on GMing
I'm high on believin' that gaming is for me
FALCHION (David Bowie's "Fashion")
There's a brand new blade
But I don't know it's name
That people from strange lands
Use again and again
It's big and it's bad
Bringing tension and fear
They use it over there
but we don't use it here
[CHORUS]
Falchion! Strike to the left
Falchion! Strike to the right
Ohhhhh, Falchion!
We are the goon squad
And we're coming to town
Bleed-bleed
Bleed-bleed
Listen to me - don't listen to me
Talk to me - don't talk to me
Fight with me - don't fight with me, no
Bleed-bleed
Bleed-bleed
There's a brand new sound,
But it's not very clear
That people from good homes
Are hearing this year
It's loud and tasteless
And I've heard it before
You hear it while you're killing
On the front lines of war
Ohhhhh chop, Falchion
[CHORUS]
Listen to me - don't listen to me
Talk to me - don't talk to me
Fight with me - don't fight with me, no
Bleed-bleed
Bleed-bleed
Ohhhhh, block,
chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
Fa-fa-fa-fa-Falchion
Ohhhhh, block,
chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
Fa-fa-fa-fa-Falchion
La-la la la la la la-la
"i kissed a Grell; aka: Charm Monster"
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, staff in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to
Just wanna try it on
I'm curious for it
Caught my attention
I kissed a Grell and I liked it
The beak tastes like bloody meatsticks
I kissed a Grell just to try it
I hope my consort don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a Grell and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Druids do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey
I kissed a Grell and I liked it
The beak tastes like bloody meatsticks
I kissed a Grell just to try it
I hope my consort don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a Grell and I liked it
I liked it
Druids we are so magical
Oak leaves, curved blades, shapechangeable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent
I kissed a Grell and I liked it
The beak tastes like bloody meatsticks
I kissed a Grell just to try it
I hope my consort don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a Grell and I liked it
I liked it