A Free One-Page RPG Where You're A Bear!

Grant Hewitt, who runs a Patreon here, has posted an awesome one-page RPG called Honey Heist. You play a criminal bear, and you have two stats: CRIMINAL and BEAR. Hewitt describes it as "A roleplaying game in which you are a bear with a plan, but unfortunately you are also a goddamn bear, so let's see how that goes." He posts a one-page RPG each month, and co-wote the most recent edition of the Paranoia RPG. Check out the free RPG (below) and then, maybe, check out his Patreon.

​

 

[TarionzCousin]

"Roll twice" on the hat table is nice.

 

[Henry]

Ah, yes, the joys of mixing whiskey and Yogi Bear Reruns during a game design session...

Seriously, though, this would make a really fun one-shot or con game.

 

[Rune]

"Roll twice" on the hat table is nice.

I appreciate that it doesn't tell you to ignore another result of 8.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I hope for an expanded hat table in Honey Heist 1.5Ed (aka Advanced HH): baseball caps, balaclavas, papakhas, yarmulkes...maybe even one of d02.

I also wonder how Miss University 2017 will feel about HH...

 

[Zarithar]

The classes come straight from the A-Team by way of Shadowrun which I think I love.

 

[Zarithar]

Wait a minute... a honey badger is not a type of bear! Shenanigans!!!

 

[Henry]

I appreciate that it doesn't tell you to ignore another result of 8.

So the person who unexpectedly rolls a string of 8's just goes through the whole game, wearing a different hat in every single scene - either he's the face, or a hipster bear. Love it.

 

[Mistwell]

I love this so much