D&D 5E A humble familiar: the potato

[Richards]

Potato familiars can be excellent spies, too! Throw on some glasses and a fake moustache and nobody will suspect it's your familiar!

Johnathan

 

[J.Quondam]

Theme song, 0:10 to 1:15....

 

[Krachek]

On netflix, in the show Love, death and robots, there is a yogurt that overtake the universe!

 

[Alzrius]

This reminds me of my favorite card from the online Spellfire CCG boosters:

 

[James Gasik]

This reminds me of my favorite card from the online Spellfire CCG boosters:

Ahh, it's the Psionic Sandwich!

 

[humble minion]

I thought this thread was going to be about potoroo familiars.

... or possibly even potoo familars.

Guess I was wrong...

 

[Ancalagon]

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potential for an artificer familiar too then...

 

[Ancalagon]

“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”​

~Douglas Adams

please re-read my OP. I said the potato would be great as a regular familiar, not an improved one. Adams knew about turnips you know.

 

[Ancalagon]

You forgot hobbits.

Ok, I know you're trying to not start another flame war by merely alluding to the "hobbits are just goblin with better grooming" theory, but... could we just not do this at all? Too much digital ink has been wasted on the issue.

 

[Ancalagon]

Potato Rick!

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Rick will vaporize you for merely hinting at the notion that he's not the main character and merely a familiar!