D&D 5E A humble familiar: the potato

[Dannyalcatraz]

I would post the gif, but shant, out of respect for Eric's Grandma (it's not the next scene, it's an... alternate lip reading)

AH! Then I really have no idea where that’s going.

 

[Mannahnin]

AH! Then I really have no idea where that’s going.

A twist alternate ending to the sentence re: where to stick 'em.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

A twist alternate ending to the sentence re: where to stick 'em.

In your magically created Familiar Pocket!

 

[Ancalagon]

Stats for an awakened potato

First off, I know what you're thinking but I please take this seriously. Our DM has promised a reward if we can get D20 3.5 stats for a potato. The rules are very simple, it must be a feasible character race and the stats must be peer reviewed to be balanced in game. Lets start, shall we? :)...

www.enworld.org

first, congrats on building a time machine to steal my ideas and look all cool in the past. I hope it was worth it.

BUT
1: this is a PC, not a familiar. Easy mistake to make yes, but still.
2: Your idea isn't original - Mr Potato Head predates it. And as I clearly explained earlier in this thread, Mr Potato-Head is IP owned by Hasbro, and we know how litigious Hasbro can be - we don't want that corporate giant suing WotC!

 

[Umbran]

Rick will vaporize you for merely hinting at the notion that he's not the main character and merely a familiar!

As a potato and a familiar, Rick's vaporizing abilities are somewhat limited.

 

[Ancalagon]

As a potato and a familiar, Rick's vaporizing abilities are somewhat limited.

I saw Pickle Rick massacre a whole team of trained security personnel so... I would not take it lightly

 

[Umbran]

In your magically created Familiar Pocket!

So, Familiar Pocket seems insufficiently different from "Hot Pocket" for us to be sure you aren't just talking about making someone's familiar into a samosa....

 

[Umbran]

I saw Pickle Rick massacre a whole team of trained security personnel so... I would not take it lightly

Pickles are not potatoes. Pickles are sour by nature, potatoes are not.

 

[eyeheartawk]

Boy, do I have a gaming product for you

 

[JAMUMU]

Don't forget to invest in a Tattie Bogle to protect your new wee tattie familiar!