AH! Then I really have no idea where that’s going.
D&D 5E A humble familiar: the potato
- Thread starter Ancalagon
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Mannahnin
Scion of Murgen (He/Him)
A twist alternate ending to the sentence re: where to stick 'em.AH! Then I really have no idea where that’s going.
In your magically created Familiar Pocket!
Ancalagon
Dusty Dragon
Stats for an awakened potato
First off, I know what you're thinking but I please take this seriously. Our DM has promised a reward if we can get D20 3.5 stats for a potato. The rules are very simple, it must be a feasible character race and the stats must be peer reviewed to be balanced in game. Lets start, shall we? :)...
first, congrats on building a time machine to steal my ideas and look all cool in the past. I hope it was worth it.
BUT
1: this is a PC, not a familiar. Easy mistake to make yes, but still.
2: Your idea isn't original - Mr Potato Head predates it. And as I clearly explained earlier in this thread, Mr Potato-Head is IP owned by Hasbro, and we know how litigious Hasbro can be - we don't want that corporate giant suing WotC!
As a potato and a familiar, Rick's vaporizing abilities are somewhat limited.
Ancalagon
Dusty Dragon
I saw Pickle Rick massacre a whole team of trained security personnel so... I would not take it lightly
So, Familiar Pocket seems insufficiently different from "Hot Pocket" for us to be sure you aren't just talking about making someone's familiar into a samosa....
Pickles are not potatoes. Pickles are sour by nature, potatoes are not.
