A Role Players Guide to Getting Chicks/Dudes: Pick-up lines?

[Rel]

"I'm just sitting on the bed, polishing my rod."

Ok, not exactly a great pickup line, but the rest of my game group will never let me forget that I actually said this in a game.

Also, just for kicks sometime, scream, "NATURAL 20, BABY!!" at "that special moment."

 

[dreaded_beast]

"Wanna make some half-elves?"

"Let me show you the other half of halfling"

"I'm no invisible stalker"

"This is why dwaves get a constitution bonus!"

"Wanna trade spells?"

"Can I scribe your scroll?"

"I maxed out my Ride skill baby!"

 

[Sejs]

Looks like even Torm is a coward of sorts when it comes to women....

Which is odd, because you'd think the Lord of Duty would be really popular with the ladies. I mean she could always count on getting just as good as she gives if not better, and there's definitly no fear of commitment, heh.

^_^

 

[noeuphoria]

"I don't need a 10' pole on my equipment list if you know what I mean..."
"Baby, you must be able to charm person at will"
"Wanna help write some add-ons to the book of erotic fantasy?"
"Don't worry baby, I've got Mordekein's Lubrication memorized.

 

[Torm]

Which is odd, because you'd think the Lord of Duty would be really popular with the ladies. I mean she could always count on getting just as good as she gives if not better, and there's definitly no fear of commitment, heh.

^_^

Actually, what I was referring to is that I spent this great big old long time writing and editing a post in this thread to try to get someone on the board to e-mail me, because my wife and I would like to get to know her better, actually posted it and let it sit that way for about ten minutes, and then chickened out and edited it to say that. I really don't want to be so public about it as to post it to the world, but I haven't a clue how to contact her, otherwise.

 

[Sejs]

*shrug*

Just ask, I'd say. Being embarassed doesn't get ya anywhere, ultimatly. Heh, I could ask for you, if you'd prefer.

 

[KenM]

"I may be a dwarf, but i'm not short where it counts."

 

[Dinkeldog]

"I'd like to show you the Apparatus of Kwalish, if you know what I mean..."

That really only works if you're part of the Kwalish Legion, you know.

 

[Felix]

"Let me show you what a +2 Dex can do..."

"Ever been in the back seat of a 10x10 Magic Carpet?"

 

[Prince of Happiness]

"Are those Outer Plane breeches you wearing? Because that a$$ is outta this world!"