[Add Your Caption] Dragon vs Man Baseball

[weem]

As part of my "Real Life Meets D&D" series, I put the following image together. Normally I add my own captions, but I thought I would solicit them from others this time.

So, how would you caption this image?

You can see the post here, along with captions already submitted

 

[Fifth Element]

"Stupid dragon! Baseball umpires don't wear stripes!"

 

[weem]

"Stupid dragon! Baseball umpires don't wear stripes!"

Thanks, hehe - I have added yours to the post with others

 

[jaerdaph]

"I already told you - you can have your treasure hoard back when we're done using it as a pitching mound!!!"

 

[weem]

"I already told you - you can have your treasure hoard back when we're done using it as a pitching mound!!!"

Excellent, thanks for sharing, haha! I have added it as well

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

I bet the chromatic dragon umps never have to put up with this.

 

[weem]

I bet the chromatic dragon umps never have to put up with this.

Can't give you XP, or I would Thornir :/

But thanks for sharing a caption!


I received a lot of them across a few different forums, twitter and via comments on the site.

Next time, it will be a contest (for a prize!)

 

[Wild Gazebo]

...and in the heat of the moment little Billy failed his wisdom check.

 

[Traveon Wyvernspur]

....and then Tommy wasn't just ejected from the game for kicking dirt at the umpire, the umpire decided to make an example of him and ate him whole...

catch the whole clip here on dragontube.

 

[TarionzCousin]

This picture was taken mere moments before the dragon showed Billy what a real "Breath Weapon" felt like.