Adult: Guide to Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

Overall I find this guide quite amusing to read if somewhat difficult to get used.

One nitpick I have is that there seem to be a few holes in the information.

Example: The rules on pregnancy say there are modifications based on race but then don't give them.
 

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Hm, must be discreet... let me just say that this site, whose link I will post, has some hentai images, but also has someone's home-brewed Prestige Class that would be suitible for the Guide. It's not mine, mind; I'm not old enough to even go on the site; but I have seen the prestige class (it is PDF, non-naughty but suggestive) and would work well with the rules you guys have thus far. Here's the link, and remember, it is not safe for work ;)

http://www.tcatt.com/main.html --- the class is located under the first table. That is all I know.

Keep up the good work; from my limited knowledge, it seems accurate, but I can't say I'm a Guru, much less an apprentice :p
 

I would really like to know the adress of the site. I checked some previous threads, but that site didn't show. Also I don't know where kolvars website is, So an URL would be nice.
 

Timothy said:
I would really like to know the adress of the site. I checked some previous threads, but that site didn't show. Also I don't know where kolvars website is, So an URL would be nice.

It's in his profile. You see his profile by clicking the "profile" button in his post.

It will lead you to his page at http://www.netbook-of-uck.net/ .
 


uff, at last I got my computer back online, and enough time to do something.

@Tanillen: at last, the link is changed.
@Merior: The spells sound good.
@Privateer: checked the site a long time ago, got the agreement from him to use the class, but it works to differently from how the rules work now.
 

@kolvar: Thanks. Here are a few of the 'more' that I promised...

The spells below are new, except for the revision of the Skank spell due to it making no sense as it is in the current BoUCK the nymphomania insanity isn't mentioned anywhere else at all.

Any commentry would be appreciated, especially on the levels I have set for the spells.



Arouse
Transmutation
Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 / 2 levels)
Target: One living creature
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throws: Fortitude negates
Spell Resistance: Yes

This simple spell has been used, at times, by both rapists and caring lovers and has the effect of forcing the target's body to ready itself for sexual activity.
When the target of this spell instantly becomes aroused.


Beguile Person
Enchantment (Charm) [Mind-Affecting]
Level: Sor/Wiz 2
Duration: 1 hour/level

As charm person, except that the target also becomes lustful towards the caster while under the effects of this spell.


Continual Orgasm
Enchantment (Compulsion) [Mind-Affecting]
Level: Bard 3, Sor/Wiz 4
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)
Target: One humanoid of Medium size or smaller
Duration: 1 round / level (D)
Saving Throws: See text
Spell Resistance: Yes

The subject is racked by a series of orgasms of mind numbing intensity, shattering concentration and rendering action impossible.
If an initial Will saving throw succeeds then the spell has no effect on them at all, but on a failure they succumb and the spell takes effect as follows:
Each round, the subject must make a Will saving throw. If they succeed on this save then they are considered to merely be stunned for that round. If the saving throw was failed then they are utterly overcome and can be considered to effectively be helpless.
A winged creature who is effected by this spell cannot flap it's wings and so may fall. A swimmer can't swim and may drown.
Any being immune to arousal is also immune to the effects of this spell.


Delightful Hardening
Transmutation
Level: Sor/Wiz 1
Components: V, S, F
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: One male living creature
Duration: 10 minutes / level
Saving Throws: Fortitude negates
Spell Resistance: Yes

The penis of the subject becomes erect and responsive for the full duration of the spell. It will not go limp, potentially causing discomfort if wearing armor, up to and including if the subject orgasms.
If the subject of this spell is brought to orgasm, they immediately take one point of subdual damage (ignoring damage reduction) and remain erect. Additionally, the normal –10 penalty to arouse a male immediately after orgasm is ignored in regards to the subject.
Delightful hardening counters, but is not countered by, embarrassing wilting. Casting this spell on a target under the effects of embarrassing wilting dispels that spell and allows this one to take effect as normal.
Focus: A small, straight piece of iron.


Embarrassing Wilting
Transmutation
Level: Sor/Wiz 0
Components: S, M
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target: One male living creature
Duration: 10 minutes
Saving Throws: Fortitude negates
Spell Resistance: Yes

This cantrip is one of the pettiest examples of a curse to be found in any spell book.
If the male subject reaches peak while effected by spell, or is in that state when it is cast upon him, then their manhood temporarily "withers" and becomes completely flaccid for the rest of the duration.
The victim's state is not altered by this spell, not does it prevent them from being further aroused. It merely renders his penis physically limp.
This spell is considered to be a curse for all effects for which it might be relevant.
Material Component: A small piece of thread.


Love Geometry
Enchantment (Compulsion) [Chaotic, Mind-Affecting]
Level: Sor/Wiz 4
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 full round
Range: Medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)
Area: Several thinking creatures, no two of which may be more than 40 ft. apart
Duration: 1 day/level (D)
Saving Throws: Will negates
Spell Resistance: Yes

You inflict a random selection of lusts and sudden interests on a group of people, potentially causing havoc as their new desires begin to surface.
Roll 2d6 to see how many being are effected. That many thinking creatures, randomly selected from those within the area of effect, each must make a Will saving throw or become lustful towards another creature chosen at random from those targeted by the spell. A being can be the object of lust for more than one victim.
Any being effected by this spell is at an enhancement penalty of -10 to notice any changes in other victims.
The caster is aware of those who were targeted, but not who has succeeded on their saving throws nor of whom their new 'affections' are aimed at.
Material Component: A thirteen red dyed threads tangled together.


Mortifying Wilt
Transmutation
Level: Sor/Wiz 3
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 full round
Range: Touch
Duration: Permanent (D)

As embarrassing wilting, except as mentioned above and described here.
No spell or effect below third level can cause the target to become erect while this spell is still in place.
This spell is considered to be a curse for all effects for which it might be relevant.
Material Component:[/b] An iron :):):):) ring.


Observe Physique
Divination
Level: Bard 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 60 ft.
Target: One creature.
Duration: Concentration, up to 1 minute/level (D)
Saving Throws: No
Spell Resistance: No

You see the target as they would look as if all their clothing and carried items were completely transparent to your sight. Piercing jewellery and any items at least semi-permanently a fixed to the target's body remain visible to your sight.
While generally not the most practical of spells, it is popular with apprentice diviners and with those surreptitiously checking for tattoos or other easily concealed markings.


Skank
Enchantment (Compulsion) [Mind-Affecting]
Level: Sex 1, Sor/Wiz 1
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: One living creature
Duration: 10 minutes / level
Saving Throws: Will negates
Spell Resistance: Yes

This spell fills the victim's mind with wild sexual thoughts, maddening them the almost uncontrollable sexual urges.
The target instantly becomes both peaked and horny. While their arousal may fade as normal, the spell will keep force them to remain horny for the entire duration
For some reason this spell is very popular with apprentices, who like to cast it on snooty young noble woman...
 

With the advent of those fine spells... I think the number of spells in the Guide right now needs to be cut back. Many don't make sense, and these are far better than the previous one because they match the system. I think with about 15 more like this, all the previous spells ground will be covered and most of the mess will be cleaned up. Good work, Merior. :)
 

Because I'm a slacker

Here's one spell so I won't feel guilty.

Perfect Beauty
Illusion [Phantasm, Mind-Affecting]
Level: Sor/Wiz 4, Brd4
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Personal
Target: You
Duration: 10 minutes/level
Saving Throw: See text
Spell Resistance: No

For the duration of the spell, all who look upon you see their own deepest sexual desire. Immediately upon viewing you, they make a Will save - If they succeed they never see the illusion and aren't aware of it's presence. If they fail, they believe that you appear to be their deepest fantasy - The perfect mate. This is purely a visual illusion, so for some species this could be less useful - For example, for an otyugh, who would instantly recognize the lack of stench, or a grimlock, who could easily detect a non-grimlock voice.
Anyone who interacts with the illusion in a way that reveals an inconsistency ("This doesn't feel like skin. It feels more like a horrible alien carapace. Are you okay, babe?") gets a second saving throw to negate the effect. Anyone who exchanges notes with another affected target ("What do you mean, she's a snow elf? That's a halfling plain as day!" "What are you talking about, it's a half-orc warrior in a loincloth!" "Eww!") also gets a second saving throw to negate the effect.
Anyone who makes their saving throw is immune to the phantasm for the rest of the duration, but others are still affected.
You gain a +6 circumstance bonus to all sexual social checks with affected creatures, and they make all attempts to attack you with a -4 Morale penalty to attack and damage.
 

A general question for people: Is Sexual Prowess a class skill for any of the standard classes? It doesn't say that it is in the Guide, but I can see it being for Bard and/or Rogue.

@Anabstercorian: Nice idea for a spell, but I think that you are being bit redundant about the saving throw. Wouldn't giving it a save of Will negates (disbelief) do as you seem to be trying to say?

@Shalewind: Glad to hear you like the spells and I must partially agree with you about some of the existing spells in the Guide. Some seem to plain make no sense at all.
 

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