Adventures in Naming!

[S'mon]

That site's too much! Here's my fav so far:

"He's an immortal hunchbacked paramedic moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a supernatural bisexual schoolgirl descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime! "

Kinda Buffy (well, Willow) Meets Touched By An Angel?

 

[S'mon]

"He's a suicidal white trash photographer on a search for his missing sister. She's a scantily clad blonde bounty hunter from out of town. They fight crime!"

Classy...

 

[Moe Ronalds]

He's a globe-trotting overambitious hairdresser on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a warm-hearted punk barmaid on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!


He's a witless voodoo farmboy on his last day in the job. She's a scantily clad tempestuous detective from beyond the grave They fight crime!


He's an oversexed Catholic shaman gone bad. She's an artistic gypsy wrestler fleeing from a Satanic cult. They fight crime!

Cop Shows from hell...

 

[Tsyr]

Here was mine:

He's a shy moralistic vampire hunter with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a chain-smoking bisexual angel who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

I'd watch it!

But every once and a while it spits up a strange one...

He's an ungodly moralistic master criminal with a robot buddy named Sparky.

She's an enchanted cat-loving vampire with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!

Anyone but me see the inherent problem in those two?

 

[Griswold]

He's a scrappy small-town househusband who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a tortured hip-hop mechanic fleeing from a Satanic cult. They fight crime!

I'm a househusband... I FIGHT CRIME!! well not really, but with 2 kids maybe I should be medicated

He's an unconventional amnesiac jungle king with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's a bloodthirsty tomboy single mother with someone else's memories. They fight crime!

He's a lounge-singing moralistic card sharp with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a man-hating African-American doctor who can talk to animals. They fight crime!

He's a lonely sweet-toothed librarian with no name. She's a hard-bitten green-skinned magician's assistant with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!

Gris.

 

[Galactic Hobo]

He's a suicidal vegetarian firefighter haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a blind mute college professor with only herself to blame. They fight crime!

Just who is the Iconic Dead American Confidante?

 

[jaults]

He's a genetically engineered moralistic dwarf in drag. She's a cosmopolitan paranoid angel with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!

    I think I saw this on the WB last night...

    Jason

 

[Piratecat]

I just picked up some paperwork from Boston's Office of Corporations, and they have someone working there named - no joke - Hung Goon. If that isn't a Feng Shui bad guy name, I don't know what is.

 

[0-hr]

He's an uncontrollable playboy senator moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a virginal gold-digging mechanic with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!

Well, now we know why the WotC setting search was flooded with so many responses...

 

[Moe Ronalds]

waaaait... didn't this thread used to be about something else?