OK, I will let it be known here and now: I will pay $100 cash for two tickets to the Dublin, CA or SF shows.
EDIT: I've been over to Ebay, and the only tix to SF that're showing up have jumped almost $30, to $102.50, in the last two hours. Now, I'm probably not going to be able to summon up the kinda scratch these tickets will be going for in a few days, and I wouldn't blame some of you with extra tickets in a month or two who'd rather rake it in on Ebay. But I'm holding out hope that my fellow EN Worlders will look deep down in their everloving hearts and see through to helping the TW out.
And just to avoid cries of "Communist!", consider the above price negotiable. To a point.