1. Core Ethos Sentence:
All Livestock Must Die is a dark fantasy setting where the people struggle to barely move against an overwhelming tide of chickens, cows, pigs, geese, turkeys, sheep, and assorted other poultry and livestock that cover the land to a depth of five feet. Buried in cattle and flocks of sheep, the heroes must face the angst of an uncertain future, where at any moment they may be smothered by wool or feathers.
2. Who are the heroes?
Generally, the heroes of the land must be at least 6 foot in height in order to be able to breath.
3. What do they do?
Boldly barbecue, fricassee and butcher their way across the land! (Or, failing that, at least a few feet forward.)
4. Threats, Conflicts, Villians?
Necroshepherds and fiendfarmers are bringing in yet more barnyard animals from the Abyss, the Nine Hells and the Negative Material Plane - only, this time, these new arrivals are fiendish cattle, and lich sheep. Millions of dire chickens and poultrygeists further challenge the ability of our heroes to move, or even speak, as they struggle against the torrent of clucking, mooing, squawking doom.
5. Nature of Magic?
Ovinomancy, bovinomancy and poultrymancy are outlawed. Fireball has been renamed to Instant Barbecue, and remains the most useful spell in the game.
6. What’s new? What’s different?
Nothing, really. It's a logical outcome of the core rules.