An alien visitation fiction...

[Torm]

Unfortunately, I'm recieving you loud and clear, but your server is bouncing back my messages after recieving them. Do you have some sort of filter on? Do you have it out for Verizon? Do you hate me?! Hehehehe..

Yes. Hate Hate Hate.

I dunno why... I'm getting messages from other people - got one from Darth K'Trava yesterday. Maybe Bellsouth DOES have it out for Verizon.

My opinion is that all the bad press put on sci-fi literacy was by people who actually did read Harlequin romances.

Mom liked Harlequin romances - so, yes, they are endorsed by pure dag-nasty evil.

To tie what I was saying about Teletran yesterday together with the thread topic a little better, wouldn't it be interesting (and kind of annoying for the race that had gone through the effort, if they ever found out) if there was an alien race that, rather than exploring for themselves, built probes to go forth. And all over the galaxy, those probes completely failed to detect strange forms of life that living explorers might have intuitively known were life?

I hope that isn't what is happening/will happen in our case. :\

 

[Kemrain]

Yes. Hate Hate Hate.

I dunno why... I'm getting messages from other people - got one from Darth K'Trava yesterday. Maybe Bellsouth DOES have it out for Verizon.


Mom liked Harlequin romances - so, yes, they are endorsed by pure dag-nasty evil.

To tie what I was saying about Teletran yesterday together with the thread topic a little better, wouldn't it be interesting (and kind of annoying for the race that had gone through the effort, if they ever found out) if there was an alien race that, rather than exploring for themselves, built probes to go forth. And all over the galaxy, those probes completely failed to detect strange forms of life that living explorers might have intuitively known were life?

I hope that isn't what is happening/will happen in our case. :\

And I had a pretty little email all written up and everything. Have any other means of communication? And, just what the heck IS a Harlequin romance, anyway?

- Kemrain the Drailer.

 

[Torm]

And I had a pretty little email all written up and everything. Have any other means of communication? And, just what the heck IS a Harlequin romance, anyway?

- Kemrain the Drailer.

Try sword_of_torm@yahoo.com. Hopefully THAT one will work.

A Harlequin romance is any of more than a thousand trashy little softcore porn novels, lacking the creativity of bad soap operas and written with all of the skill involved in filling out a Mad-Libs, published by Harlequin, a subsidiary of Avon - the same company that brought us such other classics of modern literature as "The Satanic Bible", "Satanic Rituals", and "The Compleat Witch" (later renamed "The Satanic Witch", for consistency, I guess) all by Anton Lavey, founder of the Church of Satan. (They were trying to jump on the occult bandwagon of the 50s-60s.)

I don't much care for them. You can probably tell.

 

[Kemrain]

Try sword_of_torm@yahoo.com. Hopefully THAT one will work.

A Harlequin romance is any of more than a thousand trashy little softcore porn novels, lacking the creativity of bad soap operas and written with all of the skill involved in filling out a Mad-Libs, published by Harlequin, a subsidiary of Avon - the same company that brought us such other classics of modern literature as "The Satanic Bible", "Satanic Rituals", and "The Compleat Witch" (later renamed "The Satanic Witch", for consistency, I guess) all by Anton Lavey, founder of the Church of Satan. (They were trying to jump on the occult bandwagon of the 50s-60s.)

I don't much care for them. You can probably tell.

They sound absolutely charming.. Blech. Is that the same Avon that does cosmetics? Tht'd be funny.

"Avon calling.. From Satan!"

That could make a cool SciFi story idea...

- Kemrain the Amused.

BTW, Torm, the Surak account seems to be working. Hooray!

- Kemrain the Emailificated.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Oh, great, THEY'RE HERE!​

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Yes. Hate Hate Hate.

I dunno why... I'm getting messages from other people - got one from Darth K'Trava yesterday. Maybe Bellsouth DOES have it out for Verizon.

I'm surprised it's not hate against AOhell...... And I'm glad my phone doesn't have email capability.... I'd NEVER be able to email anyone!!!

Mom liked Harlequin romances - so, yes, they are endorsed by pure dag-nasty evil.

That'd fit her alright!!! I got tired of having to dig through the

to get to better books at a used bookstore.

To tie what I was saying about Teletran yesterday together with the thread topic a little better, wouldn't it be interesting (and kind of annoying for the race that had gone through the effort, if they ever found out) if there was an alien race that, rather than exploring for themselves, built probes to go forth. And all over the galaxy, those probes completely failed to detect strange forms of life that living explorers might have intuitively known were life?

I hope that isn't what is happening/will happen in our case. :\

I'd think that any aliens out there would send probes first before coming themselves to see what the species they're spying on is like and whether or not that species would be ready for "First Contact" (gratuitous Star Trek reference!) I think that we would do the same if we're able to find alien life out there in the galaxy somewhere..... It's cheaper and safer to send machines first before sending people (In this case, we should skip the monkeys...).

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Try sword_of_torm@yahoo.com. Hopefully THAT one will work.

A Harlequin romance is any of more than a thousand trashy little softcore porn novels, lacking the creativity of bad soap operas and written with all of the skill involved in filling out a Mad-Libs, published by Harlequin, a subsidiary of Avon - the same company that brought us such other classics of modern literature as "The Satanic Bible", "Satanic Rituals", and "The Compleat Witch" (later renamed "The Satanic Witch", for consistency, I guess) all by Anton Lavey, founder of the Church of Satan. (They were trying to jump on the occult bandwagon of the 50s-60s.)

I don't much care for them. You can probably tell.

Heck. I'd rather read the Satanic stuff than a harlequin romance any day.... If I'm gonna read "written for females porn" I'd go for the historical fiction novels. Heck. The "terms" they come up for "intimate parts" are usually quite amusing.......

I thought the theme of the 50s was trying to see which of your neighbors was a Communist..... :\ The 60s were spent wondering if we were gonna get nuked or not and REALLY craving to hit outer space to probably help preserve our species if that'd happened.... (hence why Roddenberry did Trek, to show a better, more positive future!)

And, Torm, are you pulling new email addys out of your

or something??? You keep coming up with new ones..... (from my POV anyways...). I betcha the next one's gonna be Dutys_Bond@yahoo.com...... Or Torm_The_Loyal_Fury@yahoo.com.

(note: none of those are real email addys)

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Oh, great, THEY'RE HERE!​

Now you just went and blew your cover, Frukathka!

 

[Darth K'Trava]

They sound absolutely charming.. Blech. Is that the same Avon that does cosmetics? Tht'd be funny.

"Avon calling.. From Satan!"

That could make a cool SciFi story idea...

- Kemrain the Amused.

BTW, Torm, the Surak account seems to be working. Hooray!

- Kemrain the Emailificated.

I don't know about that one.... There's a book company also called "Avon". Don't know if one's a subsidary of another...

Satan selling cosmetics.......

And you must've hit the "Surak account" during the time of Pon Farr and cajoled it accordingly to get it to respond.......

Ok. I think I'll stop now. It's getting too silly after that last line......

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Now you just went and blew your cover, Frukathka!

No, I didn't, I'm as human as anybody else.