An alien visitation fiction...

[Darth K'Trava]

No, I didn't, I'm as human as anybody else.

That's what they all say.....

 

[Torm]

They sound absolutely charming.. Blech. Is that the same Avon that does cosmetics? Tht'd be funny.

"Avon calling.. From Satan!"

Yep, it is the same company. Screwy, eh?

And, Torm, are you pulling new email addys out of your >censored< or something??? You keep coming up with new ones..... (from my POV anyways...). I betcha the next one's gonna be Dutys_Bond@yahoo.com...... Or Torm_The_Loyal_Fury@yahoo.com.

No proctologist involved, no, but I could go on and on - I have quite a few e-mail accounts here and there. They used to be to keep things separated nicely, back when I was on a couple of dozen mailing lists - it really doesn't do to get posts from the Church of Satan (whose mailing list I joined to talk to them and find out what they really believe about stuff - nicest bunch of people you'd never want to meet ) confused with stuff from an N'Sync mailing list (which I joined to patrol for perverts - you'd be amazed how many sickos I reported who got on a list like that just to try to get 10 year old girls to go meet them :\ ) or with stuff for the rock band T'Pau - my longtime favorite. Lately, though, I've gotten it down to less than a dozen (got off a lot of the religious ones), and have let some of my e-mail acc'ts fall away entirely.

Dutys_Bond@yahoo.com? Hrm....

 

[Angel Tarragon]

That's what they all say.....

Okay, yes I am an alien. I come from planet Felis and am only wearing a human suit to gather information for my fellow felines so that we can onverthrow your pathetic society.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Yep, it is the same company. Screwy, eh?


No proctologist involved, no, but I could go on and on - I have quite a few e-mail accounts here and there. They used to be to keep things separated nicely, back when I was on a couple of dozen mailing lists - it really doesn't do to get posts from the Church of Satan (whose mailing list I joined to talk to them and find out what they really believe about stuff - nicest bunch of people you'd never want to meet ) confused with stuff from an N'Sync mailing list (which I joined to patrol for perverts - you'd be amazed how many sickos I reported who got on a list like that just to try to get 10 year old girls to go meet them :\ ) or with stuff for the rock band T'Pau - my longtime favorite. Lately, though, I've gotten it down to less than a dozen (got off a lot of the religious ones), and have let some of my e-mail acc'ts fall away entirely.

Dutys_Bond@yahoo.com? Hrm....

You get onto some weird email groups.... I mean, c'mon..... N'Sync?!?! Unless your kids were on that one.... I'm surprised you'd even want to find out abt the church of satan after all the past stuff.....

Might as well get off the religious ones... unless someone started up a "Church of Torm" on this planet......

T'Pau's cool although I've only heard that one song of theirs.

And I'm surprised you, of all people, didn't come up with "Duty's Bond" for one..... be it either yahoo or hotmail.... For some reason I had "yahoo.com" running thru the crazed brain of mine. :\

I got mine down to 2. From abt 6. I may have a yahoo account but haven't activated the email part of it....it'd just be another one to have to check.... and I rarely checked the other 5 I did have! I only use the one I've got for this board and the same one you have.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Okay, yes I am an alien. I come from planet Felis and am only wearing a human suit to gather information for my fellow felines so that we can onverthrow your pathetic society.

I knew it!
The truth comes out at last!!




Quit trying to make my cats try to take over the world!!! They already use the "Sith Mind Whammy" to make me give them tuna every night......

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Quit trying to make my cats try to take over the world!!! They already use the "Sith Mind Whammy" to make me give them tuna every night......

ROFL!