Olaf the Stout
Hero
Sweet, someone just scored themselves a new phone! 
Olaf the Stout
Olaf the Stout
An old friend goes missing, and you receive her phone in the mail...
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SnowleopardVK
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Turn on the phone.
Then work from there depending on how that goes.
Then work from there depending on how that goes.
TarionzCousin
Second Most Angelic Devil Ever
I cast the spell Speak with Object on the phone and ask it all kinds of questions about my friend.
If my friend is a freak, it may be my duty to safeguard whatever photos may be on it...
What country as the "overseas" situation in?
In real life, I'd ask my friends what to do.
Specifically, my friend in Hong Kong who used to be in the Special Forces (I'd Facebook him), my friend right here in my hometown whose dad was a cop and has several AR-15's, and my friend who's an attorney and also heavily armed. (Hey, an adventuring party!)
I assume they'd tell me to talk to law enforcement.
I'd probably take it right to the nearest State Trooper barracks.
They'd tell me they can't file a missing person's report, because it's not in America. I'd tell them she's an American citizen (I assume) and to contact USNCB Interpol to set up a missing person's report with them, and contact law enforcement in the country (assuming it's a "real" country with reasonable law enforcement, not Sudan or something). They'd say "USNCB-what? Who are you? Get out of my office, boy."
Then we'd start the adventure, as the ninja's ambush us on the way back from the trooper barracks. We'd race to the attorney's house (on a bluff in the woods), and shoot 'em up, relying mostly on plot protection to get through "chapter 2" of the adventure.
In real life, I'd ask my friends what to do.
Specifically, my friend in Hong Kong who used to be in the Special Forces (I'd Facebook him), my friend right here in my hometown whose dad was a cop and has several AR-15's, and my friend who's an attorney and also heavily armed. (Hey, an adventuring party!)
I assume they'd tell me to talk to law enforcement.
I'd probably take it right to the nearest State Trooper barracks.
They'd tell me they can't file a missing person's report, because it's not in America. I'd tell them she's an American citizen (I assume) and to contact USNCB Interpol to set up a missing person's report with them, and contact law enforcement in the country (assuming it's a "real" country with reasonable law enforcement, not Sudan or something). They'd say "USNCB-what? Who are you? Get out of my office, boy."
Then we'd start the adventure, as the ninja's ambush us on the way back from the trooper barracks. We'd race to the attorney's house (on a bluff in the woods), and shoot 'em up, relying mostly on plot protection to get through "chapter 2" of the adventure.
Relique du Madde
Adventurer
I'll take the phone to some producer in Hollywood and have the contents of the phone produced into a movie.
After all isn't the "found footage" snuff film genre big right now?
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After all isn't the "found footage" snuff film genre big right now?
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Hmmm...
Maybe it's a new game all the cool kids are playing- fake your death or disappearance, then mail your cell phone to someone on your list. Then that person does likewise. And so on and so forth until the person who started the chain gets a phone in the mail.
Maybe it's a new game all the cool kids are playing- fake your death or disappearance, then mail your cell phone to someone on your list. Then that person does likewise. And so on and so forth until the person who started the chain gets a phone in the mail.
I figure Samuel L. Jackson is also an option, on that front.
Whizbang Dustyboots
Gnometown Hero
Regret being friends with romance novelist Joan Wilder.
As much as it pains me to say this, Steven Segal is the guy for the job- his debilitating attacks leave you more able to talk as opposed to throat punches.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHgAgRAa4dw&feature=youtube_gdata_player]Steven Seagal Against Balls - YouTube[/ame]
Revil Fox
First Post
In Throat Punch: The Movie he only started Throat Punching guys if they had no useful info or if they had already given him useful info. Plus, he'll shoot guys wives for you. That could really come in handy.
blargney the second
blargney the minute's son
If I had access to the object reading power, I'd use it on the phone and the box.
If I had access to a DNA sequencer, I'd look for epithelials on the package and the phone. I'd also look for saliva on the stamps, as well as fingerprints on all the surfaces. Then I'd play some rockin' tunes while working the problem in my crime lab.
If I had access to a DNA sequencer, I'd look for epithelials on the package and the phone. I'd also look for saliva on the stamps, as well as fingerprints on all the surfaces. Then I'd play some rockin' tunes while working the problem in my crime lab.
Relique du Madde
Adventurer
Steven Segal: The leading form of male contraception since 1988.
No doubt! He really needs a government grant...or be covered by insurance.
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