Olaf the Stout
Hero
Sweet, someone just scored themselves a new phone! 
Olaf the Stout
Olaf the Stout
Pretty much the only answer here is to call Liam Neeson and convince him to Throat Punch his way to the truth.
Regret being friends with romance novelist Joan Wilder.Curious how people would react to this scenario. An old friend has been living overseas, and you hear there's a crime spree happening in the city she's in. So you call to check on her, but it goes to voicemail. You email her, and get no response. Then, three days later, you receive a package -- postmarked before the crime spree started -- that contains her smartphone.
What do you do?
I figure Samuel L. Jackson is also an option, on that front.
As much as it pains me to say this, Steven Segal is the guy for the job- his debilitating attacks leave you more able to talk as opposed to throat punches.
Steven Seagal Against Balls - YouTube
As much as it pains me to say this, Steven Segal is the guy for the job- his debilitating attacks leave you more able to talk as opposed to throat punches.]