Annoying Player HORROR STORIES!!!!


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curry is delicious. As are jalapenoes. However, curry smells very good. And I'm not eating it. Therefore...

(Actually, truth be told, it doesn't bother me in the slightest. I was just throwing that in my post because it's funny).
 





I got one. I was the player with a cleric of Mystra turned archlich, in a 3.5 FR game.
Out of character banter from me:
I not worry for my character, you are pitting us against Will-O'-Wisp. Their attack is electrical, my lich is immune. They can't do anything to him!!!

The invisible Will-O'-Wisp with levels of sorcerer then casts a Dominates the Fighter running next to PC, so that we can help the rogue scouting ahead screening for help.

2 Rounds later the Fighter with Mage-slayer feats turns me to dust, I got better in 7 days.
 

Wik, What's wrong with curry?

Because sooner or later this happens:

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A guy once bypassed the common bathroom and (unknown to us at the time) snuck back into the Master Bedroom's "No Gamers Allowed" bathroom. Short version: he plugged up the toilet then returned to game for another hour and a half.

When the owner of the house discovered this, he let everyone know.

The guy was actually very upset that he was un-invited back to this guy's house. As he said "What did I do? It's his fault his stupid toilet didn't work."
 

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