Any recommendations or warnings about Alone in the Dark?

[frankthedm]

So who has seen it?
Is it as bad as it’s director’s House of the Dead?
Is it halfway decent?
Is it good?
Is there a hint of Lovecraftian horror?
Is it packed with gore?
Does Carnby drink?

 

[ohGr]

House of the Dead was a movie adaptation of a video game directed by Uwe Boll.
Alone in the Dark is a movie adaptation of a video game directed by Uwe Boll.

If history is any indication, i'm just going to save myself the hour-and-a-half and stab myself in the eye right now.

 

[Truth Seeker]

So who has seen it?
Is it as bad as it’s director’s House of the Dead?
Is it halfway decent?
Is it good?
Is there a hint of Lovecraftian horror?
Is it packed with gore?
Does Carnby drink?

It seems that no near adavnce preview was offered to the main critics, but somehow, a third party got to see a screening, and from a rating of 10...it got the lowest score I ever see.

Please consult the Sci Fic News page for the article.

 

[Desdichado]

Every critic's review I've seen pans it.

 

[Wormwood]

Tara Reid plays a brilliant anthropologist.

That says it all.

 

[Crothian]

from the previews this really doesn't look like it is based well on the games.

 

[Hopping Vampire]

rotten tomatoes says it all. worst.film.ever. thats not just one reviewer, thats all of them.

 

[Thanee]

CLICK

Bye
Thanee

 

[mr_outsidevoice]

I saw it.

It sucks. Hard.

I almost walked out, and I have NEVER walked out of a movie.

There are no words that I can find to describe how awful that movie was.

 

[frankthedm]

Thanks for the warnings! You saved me 6 bux!