Anyone have effective closet gamer detection methods?

I discovered one guy when he left his AD&D hardback in plain sight on his desk at work.

One day as I arrived at work, two guys were walking ahead of me, talking rather loudly so I overheard their conversation. (really) One was recounting a recent dungeon expedition, complete with references to D&D monsters, AC, hit points, the whole nine yards.

The guys at work who stand around talking about their 50th level paladin in Diablo, and mention offhand that they used to play D&D in college...

The guy who wears his SCA weapons and armor to work on halloween? Yeah we have one of those at work too. I haven't talked to him but it sure makes you wonder.

What can I say, I work at Intel: it's full of geeks, and I'd guess 75% of the employes have at least tried gaming at some point.

I found another guy by checking out his bookshelves at home. He had an AD&D hardback and an old D&D boxed set tucked away in a dusty corner. I always check out people's bookshelves.

Another great way to flush them out is to leave YOUR books around in plain sight. Or wear an old TSR T-shirt with a huge demon picture on it. If they're a gamer, they'll probably ask you about it, which makes it easy.

If you suspect a guy, talk to his wife. If she doesn't let something slip within a minute or two, ask what he does, what his hobbies are. Wives are notoriously frank about gamer husbands, even if their husbands are reluctant to admit it. Heck, my wife actually goes out of her way to ask other wives if their husbands are gamers, for reasons I haven't entirely figured out.
 

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RSKennon: I think you're right. Even those who don't look like the stereotypical nerd just seem to have a ... a... something about them. I can usually tell, and I've heard of other people being able to also.

When my brother joined the army, he was posted to Fort Wainright (sp?) in Alaska. He was just unpacking his stuff in his room when some guy walks past in the hall, casually glancing in. A few moments later this guy sticks his head in, "Hey, you a gamer?"

"Gamer? What do you mean?"

"You know," the guy said, "D&D."

They've been good friends since then.

There seem to be many players in the military. Just something I noticed.
 

Azzemmell said:
RSKennon: I think you're right. Even those who don't look like the stereotypical nerd just seem to have a ... a... something about them. I can usually tell, and I've heard of other people being able to also.

When my brother joined the army, he was posted to Fort Wainright (sp?) in Alaska. He was just unpacking his stuff in his room when some guy walks past in the hall, casually glancing in. A few moments later this guy sticks his head in, "Hey, you a gamer?"

"Gamer? What do you mean?"

"You know," the guy said, "D&D."

They've been good friends since then.

There seem to be many players in the military. Just something I noticed.

WOW...talk about a small world! During my Army days, I was stationed in Fort Wainwright, Alaska (late 80's). I was Legal Specialist in 5th Bn. 9th Inf Regt. We had some REALLY heavy D&D game marathons on the weekends. I knews lots of gamers there...we had a blast. Ever then, there seemed to be a high concentation of D&D players.
 




Psychotic Dreamer said:


If you are refering to doing this at work... Well it also brings out the people who will mock and ridicule you for it.

I agree this is a worry. Particularly in a company with an image.

Is there a more subtle way to let people at work know you have?

Maybe leave the book slightly visable under a stack of papers?
 

Personally I sometimes find the best way is to listen. Eventually you will hear something that suggests they might be a gamer and then try talking to them about it. :)
 

Back in high school I had an experience with a history teacher my senior year in high school. He was trying to decide who sits where. The choice came down to 4 students for this one particular seat. The teacher made the comment that he could make the decision by tossing a die he had with four sides. Turns out he was a gamer.
 


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