El Ravager
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You fight like a cow!
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El Rav
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El Rav
Archaic and just plain weird insults for roleplaying fun. :)
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Patman21967
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See my sig...actually the quote is used on Lunar soldiers, from my Orlanthi Lord...If you know what i am talking about, you get a bonus point...
"You're gay, and your God is a Pu**y"
The greates non-gaming insult ever uttered...
You are the kind of guy, who thinks Deliverance was a love story
It's great because you can use it in a crowd, and only a few people bust out laughing
"You're gay, and your God is a Pu**y"
The greates non-gaming insult ever uttered...
You are the kind of guy, who thinks Deliverance was a love story
It's great because you can use it in a crowd, and only a few people bust out laughing
Amal Shukup
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Not original (one, I think, even poached frome somebody'a sig hereabouts):
"You could run. But then you'll just die tired."
to an encroaching crowd of Orcs (or reasonable facsimile): "My my... Look at all the sharp pointy things.... 'Course, I'm talkin' about your heads...."
"Two kinds of people (orc, Dragon, etc.) in the world: Those who aren't about to have their A$$ kicked. And then there's you..."
"Whoah, dude, is that your face, or did your neck throw up?"
"I never forget a face. But in your case, I'm gonna try real, real hard"
"If you were any dumber, we'd have to water you twice weekly."
A'Mal
"You could run. But then you'll just die tired."
to an encroaching crowd of Orcs (or reasonable facsimile): "My my... Look at all the sharp pointy things.... 'Course, I'm talkin' about your heads...."
"Two kinds of people (orc, Dragon, etc.) in the world: Those who aren't about to have their A$$ kicked. And then there's you..."
"Whoah, dude, is that your face, or did your neck throw up?"
"I never forget a face. But in your case, I'm gonna try real, real hard"
"If you were any dumber, we'd have to water you twice weekly."
A'Mal
Nuclear Platypus
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How about a few from Chiun, the last master of the Glorious House of Sinanju (specifically Remo Williams: the Adventure Begins):
You move like a baboon with two club feet.
In Korea, door handles do not break.
Women should be at home making babies.
You move like a baboon with two club feet.
In Korea, door handles do not break.
Women should be at home making babies.
The Great Bear King
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Westly from the Princess Bride to Prince Humperdink,
"I could be bluffing, you digusting vomitous mass. I may be lying here because I lack the strength to stand, but, perhaps I do not lack the strength to stand."
"I could be bluffing, you digusting vomitous mass. I may be lying here because I lack the strength to stand, but, perhaps I do not lack the strength to stand."
RangerWickett
Legend
May the fleas of a thousand reindeer nest in your genitals.
Or, gleaned from Def Jam 2, said by Ice T:
"You're a b----,
"Your daddy's a b----,
"And your momma's a wh---."
Or, gleaned from Def Jam 2, said by Ice T:
"You're a b----,
"Your daddy's a b----,
"And your momma's a wh---."
Kroax
Explorer
Shakespearean Insulter
"You are as a candle, the better burnt out."
"Your virginity, your old virginity is like one of our French wither'd pears: it looks ill, it eats drily."
"Show your sheep-biting face, and be hanged an hour!"
"Thou spleeny ill-breeding canker-blossom!"
"[Thine] face is not worth sunburning."
"You are as a candle, the better burnt out."
"Your virginity, your old virginity is like one of our French wither'd pears: it looks ill, it eats drily."
"Show your sheep-biting face, and be hanged an hour!"
"Thou spleeny ill-breeding canker-blossom!"
"[Thine] face is not worth sunburning."
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