Archaic and just plain weird insults for roleplaying fun. :)

[Gez]

I think this one is Arabic in origin: "May your beard grow inward until you choke!"

It does have a certain flair.

Perfect for dwarves.

 

[shilsen]

I bite my thumb at you, sir

One of my all-time favourite Shakespeare insults, partly because it's so idiomatic. I have to remember to use it on another DM or my players sometime, just to see the looks of confusion.

 

[CombatWombat51]

Here's one any whip wielder could use.

At a Ren Faire, there was an entertainer by the name of Whip Boy. A decent portion of his act was making fun of members of the audience. When one person next to me said something stupid, Whip Boy looked at him, wiggled his whip through the air (handle first), and said, "And to think you were the fastest swimmer."

 

[rbingham2000]

Here's one any whip wielder could use.

At a Ren Faire, there was an entertainer by the name of Whip Boy. A decent portion of his act was making fun of members of the audience. When one person next to me said something stupid, Whip Boy looked at him, wiggled his whip through the air (handle first), and said, "And to think you were the fastest swimmer."

Oh, I LOVE this one! Took me about five seconds to get it, but I love it.

And as it so happens, I have a whip-fighter character that this would indeed work for.