I find your servant to be ungodly pampered, your stable to be contemptible, and your kung-fu to be laughable.
"The Story of Archangel...Once upon a time, there was an angel, powerful and strong...unfortunately he had bad habits...he spent all his time with his servants...doing who knows what, sleeping in the stables...and whenever he tried to fight, even the horses laughed at him..."
MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the garden north-east of Blackrock Pass on the morning of the phoenix.
The chimera sings by the pond; wards off the punch of the void!
The little angel goes:
"Dreaming,
twisting,
turning,
spinning,
falling,
ever,
down..."
The tiger invades the steppes; shields against the quickening of the spirit!
One day, while the little angel was striding about...he heard a kitty, and he was scared...
And the kitty came up to him from out of no where, like a ghost...scaring him stiff...poor kitty...so lonely for it found the little angel passed out from fright...perhaps he mistook it for a black cat?