Inspired by this thread, I decided to write up the story of what happens in 5E when a character who rolls substandard stats (11 10 12 9 14 7) has a double-deadly encounter. If low stats were really hopeless you'd expect it to end in bloody murder, but it turns out that you can still impact the fiction in a positive way when you have +0 in a given stat. Here goes:
This is the story of Moffet. Moffet was a fighter. He drank too much and he chased skirts. Actually, Moffet was really a soldier. He'd been a soldier for a long time, but now he was done with soldiering and was working as a merchant with a wagon. His business wasn't doing so hot because he spent all of his money on beer. One day when Moffet was driving his wagon across the plains, he discovered that he was being chased by two orcs on horseback. He knew that the orcs would be there soon, but luckily Moffet was wearing his armor and carrying his bow. He knew that he had the choice between hiding under the wagon to ambush them or shooting them with his arrows. Moffet decided to shoot them while they were coming.
Moffet shot one arrow at the orcs when they were 600 feet away. It hit one orc in the neck (4 points of damage). The orcs rode closer. Now they were only 480 feet away, so Moffet shot them at them again. This time he missed so badly that the arrow hit a cactus instead of an orc. Now the orcs were only 360 feet away on their horses, so Moffet shot at them again and missed, but on the next shot he hit the orc again for 7 points of damage. Now the orcs were only 120 feet away, and they were really excited, whooping and hollering as they came, so Moffet put down his bow and picked up his shield and his axe. The one Moffet had shot pulled out a javelin and threw it at Moffet as he rode by the wagon, but it clanged right off Moffet's armor. The other orc swung a gigantic axe right at Moffet's waist. CRASH! It was the sound of the huge axe splintering the wood of Moffet's wagon. Moffet would have to get that fixed. But Moffet hit the orc's leg as he rode by (8 points of damage), and he screamed his ferocious battlecry: "Gerroff, you stupid orcs! I ain't done nothing to you!" Both of the orcs were hurt now, and for a second Moffet thought it was going to work but then they came back at him (Intimidation: 7/10) and he knew he was going to have to hurt them some more. The one orc rode by him again on his horse and swung at him with his axe, and this time it clanged right off Moffet's chain mail armor. Moffet swung his axe at the orc as it rode by though and hit it, in the leg (8 points of damage). The orc tumbled off his horse, and Moffet yelled ferociously. The other orc threw another javelin at Moffet and then missed, and then he rode off. Moffet yelled some more, then put down his shield again and shot two more arrows at the orc as he was riding away, but missed. Then he got down from his wagon to look at the orc on the ground. It was still alive so he cut its throat, and then took its axe. He thought he could sell the axe for some money when he got to town. It was a good thing orcs are so stupid, thought Moffet. I wonder how much beer I can get for this axe.
The end.
Moffet, Human Soldier, Fighter 2.
Str 15 Dex 12 Con 14 Int 11 Wis 7 Cha 10 HP 20
Style: Defense
Feats: Heavy Armor Master
AC 19 (Chain mail + Shield + Defense)
Skills: Athletics, intimidation, persuasion, perception, stealth.
[Moffet got a +2 AC bonus for being behind half-cover on his wagon, and he got kind of lucky in that only one orc ever rolled a total of 19 to hit him, which was good enough to hit his cover but not good enough to hit Moffet through the cover. He missed a lot with his bow because he has only +2 to attack, and he was shooting with disadvantage.]