My wisdom - don't ask for advice on your personality. Especially don't do it often. People start to perceive you as the guy who can't handle life on his own, and they start taking every opportunity to tell you what you're doing wrong, even to the point of imagining you doing things, or taking mundane actions in the wrong light.
Honestly, dude, all you're guilty of is repeating a joke too many times. Unless you want to make the joke all you are (much like Hong and Diaglo do with their particular oddities), you should not repeat a joke more than 3 times.