Desdichado
Hero
Yeah, well, that's our group for you.The soggy biscuit thing is far too crude for BWW. True terror is more having to face Aunt Agatha at breakfast after becoming engaged to Honoria Glossop (again).
Besides, as I said, this is more an inspired by Bertie Wooster than actually Bertie Wooster. Heck, the characters of Jack and Algy (particularly Algy) from The Importance of Being Earnest are right up the same alley too. Between Hugh Laurie's Bertie and Rupert Everett's Algernon, I've got plenty of reference material to riff on.